Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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@PollyPeeves out of this years? Probably Caspar, but out of all the MAFS contestants ever then Thomas (the year Ella was in it).

I caught up with Thursday's show. My take on Lacey's mum and her dull as utter fuck sister. Yes, the producers had something to do with it but they are all, Lacey included, desperate for their five minutes of fame and so the more drama they create the more screen time they get. They got a lot more than Kieran's mum and Kristina's friend so it worked. Be a nasty piece of work, get to be on the television, your daughter tells the world you're much nicer than that, post show you get to sell a story or two in the hope of ending up on the sidebar of shame. Rinse and repeat.

I don't think it was particularly hard to act the arsehole because I'm guessing it's part of who she is. She also needs to sort her hair out because she is going bald at the front from all that tight ponytail shit.

Paired with? Gaston.

No ones slick as Gaston, no ones quick as Gaston, and I've got loads of wood needs chopping.

Probably Orson for me because he's older and seems okay although it's still early days so he could turn out to be a total nightmare by the end of the show. I like Kieran but he'd be a bit too much for me. I don't like Ross, actually that's not fair, I don't dislike him but I think there's something off about him and being really shallow I don't like the shape and size of his head.

@MouseMinge I think you're spot on about the production manipulation. And they will seemingly oblige for fame.

I will never comprehend, in this age, with what we know, why any grown adult seeks fame this way. As their mum, why would she indulge this crap. The public are absolutely brutal now and the MH implications on your kids are huge.
Yes I know we're all feeding the machine - but who with a brain would indulge their children in this knowing what the real fall out will be potentially.

Anyway, let's get back to ripping them apart. That bloody hair needs loosening because I agree that there's a serious shredded wheat look coming on. A half egg frontal and half full head at the back isn't going to be a good look.

Well if we're going there...I am still convinced it's a toupe and I reckon he'd be sweating the glue off and it would be flapping on his head like an overactive pedal bin lid 😂

@TitsInAbsentia that's so uncanny. 🤣

As soon as I read @Villagetoraiseachild post about Shitlid"s lid flappery, this is the exact image that immediately came to my mind.......Shit lids toupee hair ' system' flapping away as he observes himself pumping away in a strategically placed full length mirror.

Omg someone pass the brain bleach! I need to get rid of the image of Shitlid's lid flapping away like a wheelie bin in a storm. And his hopeful little acorn and berries.

For me, there are only two sexual possibilities - Nathan, of course, because he's fit, although way too young for me so probably not really a possibility. And Orson, because he's fit and it would probably be the best way to shut him up. I don't fancy Kieran but I reckon he could grow on me.

Agree with pp, not keen on Ross. Maybe just because of the things he was saying at the wedding about wanting to shag her. He's changed his tune now, but I'm not sure how much I trust him.

And there goes dinner.

Aesthetically Nathan, but I just couldn't deal with the vacant look and his inability to hold an actual conversation. Which I know isn't his fault, and makes me the arsehole, but there we go.

I agree with the concerns about Ross - seems a bit too good to be true at the moment. Respecting the 'celibacy' etc.

Ross could potentially be a bit slimy and sleazy. I am getting that sense but I appreciate that could be unfair. I do like him but we're not seeing many dimensions here with him.

Kieran is adorable but I wonder if he could be a post coital crier. I appreciate I spend too much time pondering these possibilities.

I have a feeling that the experts will not be respecting the celibacy as much as he has been.

They always confuse intimacy with sex.

Not so.

But I give them a couple of days before their ‘toy box’ comes out.

Think this is my first post on this thread as I was playing catch up with the episodes!

I have a feeling Ross and Sacha aren't still together. And I do agree with others that there's something he isn't showing us

So this week is more in-law visits and at least one new wedding?

Yes!!! I still cannot watch this scene at all. It definitely traumatised me in the 80s!

Probably Nathan. He's quiet and fairly in his own world a lot of the time, but at least he doesn't come across as egotistical, violent, sex-obsessed or an arsehole.

Does Ross remind anyone else of Luther from the Umbrella Academy?

He does a bit although his head shape is a bit more The Hills Have Eyes than Luther's. Also despite being superhumanly large of body, Luther is very good looking and Ross isn't. He's not ugly or anything, just not as good looking as Luther.

So far of this years I'd say Charlie! (And I think Zoe was the best "groom" of all)

Though Duncan of Australia fame was lovely! Cam who married jules was also lovely but Duncan was very handsome.

@StaySpicy the picture you posted of that guy Luther is an absolute double for the pinhead guy sat in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.

I'm trying to watch Thursday's episode but it's so boring.

I have however found one of Meghan's Maltese relatives she'll be delighted to know. He could be her brother.

@JaneJeffer 🤣🤣

You have to love a strong jawline.

And unexpectedly laughing like Muttley at 0049.

I remembered who Lacey's family reminds me of

I's probably go for Orson or Casper, just for the way he was with Charlie