Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

Christ I would be worried if I had one....

@Waitingfordoggo I think that you're right but I can't see any of the other cast attracting THEM, can you?

Curious about the turkey teeth variations; why is that some (like Amy) appear to have 52 teeth when they smile whilst others (like Lacey) only appear to have 12? Or is that some are so overly whitened that we're completely blinded when looking at them? I presume these charlatans dentists charge by the tooth?! 😬

Special offer? Buy one get one free?

I reckon Luke will be a sulker.

He'll sulk and write angst-ridden poetry.

I'm finally interested in this series after feeling demoralised by so many deadbeats. Feel this couple will actually be interesting to watch ( let alone all the drama they will create in the group ) 😂 Think there's also 2 more new couples to come, so hold onto your hats everyone, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Next new couple man with 4 kids, no one will be interested, including his bride. But she will be very much 'in demand' by Casper and Adam.

I think Luke will be 'in demand' by Polly and Emma.

I am not sure but I wonder if new lady one (Luke's wife will be interested in Nathan or Alex, leading to some drinks throwing from Lacey or Holly!

No idea, I St a few predictions! I think Sass and Ross and K and K will be unaffected by the drama!

Just a few predictions...

I hate to think of poor Australians watching this version!

very definitely not the envy emoji...

I hate to think of poor Australians watching this version!

They have no room to speak.

They don’t wear fucking socks.

Im an episode behind. Why didnt they cook the fajita veg in one pan and have a single pan for just chicken? They could all choose the bits they wanted and Nathan could eat with them. That's what I would have done?

Don't like Lacey's mum or her sister. That's a co-dependant relationship right there.

I'm in so deep with this programme, it's car crash reality trash at its finest.

The teeth are fascinating me, I've never seen a whiter white, they're such a distraction, it's all you see, also the lips. What are these beautiful people doing to themselves?!

An interesting bit of body language I spotted was Eve during the CC, so desperate to do her usual storm off that she kept lifting her body up off the couch. So glad that couples gone, poor Charlie.

Instantly warmed to Nathan, feeling sorry for Casper, I think he's a decent bloke. Not convinced that the deaf bloke (can't remember his name sorry!) is genuine, just something I can't quite put my finger on with him but he's otherwise coming across well.

Laceys mum was obnoxious, I don't know how anyone could welcome someone into their family like that, men get such a hard time of it. Can you imagine if his parents had treated Lacey like that.

Because then she wouldn't have been able to cause a ruckus. I bet every day of their lives is like that. Falling out with each other and shouting. She didn't like Nathan saying nice things about lacey and saying they were happy that's for sure. Or Lacey defending Nathan and explaining his behaviour.

The teeth are fascinating me, I've never seen a whiter white, they're such a distraction, it's all you see, also the lips.

Lucky bag teeth.

#70schild

Theirs not they.

I wasn’t dissing 🇦🇺

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The sister is definitely not the full shilling....

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zsZMoNiF0/?igsh=MWt4aWFjMm9sZjB6dQ==

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That's just what kids these days do. Post dumb dance videos on Tik Tok.

That is what normal people do but they are nuts

You will always be a bastard to me, muzzle or no muzzle. ❤️

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🤣 brilliant. He really is.