Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

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She's called him a vegan three times!!

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Yes, she's as thick as the mince he can't eat.

Someone just pointed out that, if Lacey had been paired with Alex and he'd had to endure that, there would have been smashed plates, evil stares and a massive strop-off.

Good job Nathan's so chill.

It's normally the vegans that keep reminding everyone they're a vegan! 😆

#bantz #onlykidding

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And why was it wrong of Nathan to describe Paige as beautiful? It's usually a compliment. It not as if he'd said 'I'd give her one` FFS..

It seems like the poor bloke can't do right for doing wrong with Paige and Lacey's mother! NOTHING he said would have been right.

Lacy's mum was literally telling Nathan what he should say!

I think Nathan handled it well. I am quite sure the banter was not his idea! Thank you MAFS manipulation!!

She told him exactly what to say. Then said, I think you're just telling me what I want to hear.

Nathan was totally set up there. Eating dust, not allowed to make a joke, having to deal with the two most vacant people I've ever seen a tv show.

I thought he looked like Nandor from “What we do in the Shadows “.

If she was such a good cook surely she'd have realised she just could have added some kidney beans or black beans to the veggies and he could have eaten with them? Bloody morons. And yes, it needs sour cream, cheese and guacamole ( and maybe salsa )😂

I'm a meat eater, but come on, it's not hard to adapt a basic recipe to accommodate a vegetarian?

Annoyingly, I quite fancy making fajitas for dinner tomorrow night now!😂

Hopefully yours will include lots of seasoning and will not have the poor chickens dying twice in vain.

Marking my place!!

Is no-one concerned that this is representing Britain?

Is this broadcast anywhere else but Britain? I hope not : (

They really did look awful 😂

I believe I’ve found my tribe.

Lacey’s Mum what an absolute nightmare. The derogatory way she spoke to Nathan. The rudeness in not cooking something he could eat. Implying he was difficult for not eating meat. Fake crying over his joke about her disgusting looking food. Run Nathan and don’t look back.

B and M Eminem is genius. Eve is very dangerous. The filtering process for this show must be abysmal to have let her through. She’s a psychopath and extremely abusive. Equally, Charlie was far too fragile for this process.

Even I felt sorry for Shitlid at the CC - he can’t force himself to fancy someone. The same with Casper. The issue isn’t that they don’t fancy their partners it’s their expectation that they deserve better and were genuinely surprised that Margot Robbie and Sofia Vergara hadn’t been matched with them.

Holly’s green reptile skin bustier was vile. Her lips are vile. Alex is a walking red flag.

Emma is like Caspers mum too 'oooh I changed your sheets'. Jesus, girl.

To make him proud
So he could walk her down the aisle

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Lacey is classy and elegant compared with the Mum. And sister was a grinning buffoon

she's done well to become a decent and emotionally intelligent person whilst growing up with the wicked witch of the west

Seen her in a new light today

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Surely, this would make most dads anything but proud? My dad would’ve been completely embarrassed if I’d lowered myself to something like MAFS. Yes, he’d have walked me down the ‘aisle’ to my fake wedding, but he’d have been confused and disappointed to do so.

Imagine pandering to that immensely difficult and ignorant character all your life. And growing up thinking that behaviour is normal. No wonder the sister doesn’t say boo to a goose. Crying over that comment was utterly bizarre and the way they flapped around her was equally bizarre.

It’s unfortunate that Nathan could also literally see how the long black hair look will age too.

That whole situation would have been a game changer for me.