Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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There is something of the night about Luke. He looks like dracula! ☠️

Nathan's a sweetie. He may be a bear of little brain, with a galloping case of adhd, but he has a good heart and is nicer than nearly anyone else in the show (Sacha, Ross and KK still have a pass at this point)

Welcome back Sheldon!!

Luke is bloody gorgeous and intelligent. I think he is going to cause quite the story on the 'experiment'.

Lacey’s sister isn’t full shilling is she ? She was literally hanging on every word her mum was saying whilst being a nodding dog…

Whoever called Lacey's mum Gollum 🤣🤣🤣

So sad how Nathan accepts that he’s got it wrong, in the doghouse instead of really hard done by when he wasn’t even served a vegetable fajita. And Lacey thinks so too even though she says it nicely. I can’t get over this. He’s so happy with Lacey and I don’t think at any point he wanted the sister especially. He just got them mixed up.

They're like the fall out of a brain share experiment. Mum has two thirds and sister has the remaining third rattling about in her head.

Lacey comes across quite intelligent amongst the remaining guests

Loving Nathan though. Poor guy

If that big-lipped woman's dad was so ill, why on earth was she planning to spend several weeks on a reality TV programme, instead of spending all her free time with him?

Imagine working with the mum lol

I can't imagine she works.

'I've never met a vegetarian before' Where do you hang out, the butchers?

@MounjaroUser it's all a bit odd. Like the multiple protests contestants make about ' meh kids come first'. Hmm really 🤷‍♀️

Have just had the obligatory google of the new joiners and there is only mention of one bin lid on that new lads insta...which makes me think the other three are oft used as a talking point but rarely seen by him. It screams wanker...

If a woman had four kids, I can’t imagine how she would have the time to appear of this kind of show.

She clearly doesn’t get out much.

Poor, poor Nathan. He was trying so hard and she turned up like the Spanish Inquisition. She took everything he said the wrong way.

What sort of mother asks her 'son in law' what he thinks of her other daughter?

He met Paige No Brain for about 10 minutes at the wedding, made an ADHD gaff because he had probably practised the correct reaction and blew it on the wrong person out of (set up) confusion and now she think he's secretly harbouring a crush on her? Why?

He doesn't process quickly, so asking him to rate her other daughter is going to be a challenge. His first thought was probably to compliment her because SHE'S HER MOTHER so 'she's ok, I suppose' is probably insulting? He clearly has enormous problems with social interaction and they are cutting him absolutely no slack whatsoever.

What a horror. I hope Lacey can build him back up again. At least she seems to understand him.

Yeah I don't like Lacey's mum at all.

'What would happen if you touched chicken?'

Stupid woman.

'Oh I'd spontaneously combust'

Lacey's sister (Paige) has probably been kept down and shut up constantly by the overbearing mother. So she's doused her personality. Lacey probably got married to get away from her mother! 😬

This was a brilliant moment, though.

That mum is a nightmare but I can't help think there was an instruction - take chicken, ask him to cut it up...
Nathan .... Make a joke about the food.

The biggest travesty tonight was fajitas with no sour cream or cheese 😱