Turkey Teeth and Lego Hair, Shitlid's passion in the air. Mafs Thread 4, our toxic lair. No spoilers!

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Here we go.

Can someone PLEASE stop me arguing about Eve with idiots on Instagram!!

I’ve had wine (shit day) and I’m in ragey mode 🤣🤣

What are they saying?

I'm intrigued too, so in no way am going to tell you to stop....

I don't do Instagram so I need info!

Looking back at the before and after photos of Eve, while I'm not sure Eminem was the wisest choice, she had to do something, she looked like she had a Mr Whippy stuck on a bald head.

She looks like that because she has taken Steroids, hubby says she has the Look. I can also see why she has that hair now

Thank Christ they’ve left. Eve is one fucked up woman.

People sticking up for Eve saying she was the victim and Charlie was abusing her……

I was saying this on the spoiler thread. Probably contributed to why she is the way she is too.

Yes I said this to dd. Such a weird time to come in as well.

The new groom appears to be made of plastic. His bride looked creeped out at the altar. I’d be scared to go near a naked flame with him.

I can only assume the producers are pressuring Adam to stay in in the hopes of a cheating storyline, or sweet talking him with tales of social media fame and wealth. Otherwise he should have written leave this week and last. That’s my massive issue with this series. So many totally broken relationships with big giant STAY on the card. E4’s own Insta has screen shots of them all from tonight with Stay and Leave written on them and the majority look like they wish they were a million miles from their spouse.

I felt so sorry for Charlie when she was shaking on the sofa. I wish someone had given her a hug (anyone in that room but Eve, obviously!) I hope she's ok watching it all back and has friends with her. Much as Eve has annoyed the heck out if me, I also hope she is seeking some (much needed) psychological help. I wonder what it's like going back to your 'real' life after a programme like this has aired? I like watching these type of things but can't imagine ever wanting to be on them.

They've already made it obvious that he fancies Lacey. Maybe she'll go running into his arms after Nathan made her Mum cry?

I think this is quite Kafkaesque for the decidedly imperfect Adam and Caspar. Nobody is listening to either of them. More so Adam yday, but it was Caspar's turn last time. They've been honest, to a fault, granted, and are being battered for it.

Everyone's had their fun marvelling at Adam's lack of self awareness, presentation and boorishness but what is he supposed to do or say substantively differently? I don't mean 'be nicer', obviously it would be better if people handled things with grace. It isn't a crime not to find someone not attractive and he can't force it to happen. Why ask him the same thing over and over again, create inflammatory hypothetical situations and break his balls for it? At least they're both sticking to one clear version of the truth (except the honeymoon sex blip. That was shitty but but adam has made clear that was a one off plus Polly knew his feelings and decided to engage).

They should leave next time, they're definitely outstaying their welcome jf this is set in stone, but they're allowed to give it a few weeks to try and are apparently pressured to do so. Whilst here, what are they supposed to do substantively differently if they don't find their partners attractive and one is for a weird and very understandable reason?

So pleased Eve and Charlie have left. Eve lying outright and patronising Charlie on the sofa 'keep your head up'.

Re above, Ive asked similar re Caspar re when he was asked outright, and the answer was 'lie and pretend he finds Emma attractive '. I don't agree that is ever the right things to do. 100x more humiliating and timewasting in the long run.

Who'd have thought Orson and Richelle would look so promising 😆

I also saw the answer given along the lines of say he’s not really feeling it yet but it would be good to develop a friendship. Or maybe I imagined that because it’s what I meant to suggest. Because actually that would have been the best thing to do for both their sakes. He didn’t need to mention his physical type, he could have treated her like an equal in this weird experiment, and had a go at finding out whether she really is just like his sister and did in fact grow on him. No lying, no details, no sulking.

Commitment ceremonies take hours and hours to film

They only show the edited version obvs

As much as i dislike Evesdrop, I would not want to see the experts tearing her to shreds. Maybe they did but decided not to air it?
Reality telly is a dangerous place

The reason they gave shitlid a hard time is despite the relationship being a total non-starter, they're still writing stay

Hugely suggests they're not in it for the right reasons

go home you obnoxious people

I understand why they pushed him

Do you fancy her?
No

Can you ever imagine the relationship becoming romantic?
No

What do you like about her?
She's a great friend

So what's your decision?
Stay!

Total bullshit

Every year there are couples who don't fancy each other, totally unsuited in reality but they stay in the show because they're having fun, they want to build careers as instagram influencers, go on celebs go dating or celeb big brother , they quit their jobs for the show and need to stick this out to prove that they haven't made a mistake

Plsu they get free clothes 😆

I'm sure Ros didn't get grilled like that last year when she didn't fancy Thomas.

I see what you're saying, sounds a really gracious approach and he was arsey. I just think if I met a man romantically, as an OLD, dating programme, set up by friends, anything and he looked or behaved just like my (in my case much loved) brother, that would feel like a non negotiable deal breaker. If someone didn't understand and accept that I would take it as being quite pushy, odd and hostile. I probably wouldn't respond that well to being questioned about whether I fancied them and think 'you look like my brother, of course I don't fancy you, what's wrong with you?!'.

I feel like Emma would have been taken aback but most people would have brokered the 'ok, that must be a strange for you. Shall we take romance off the table completely and just make the best of this as friends?'. Instead she went all head girl, tried to establish if there might be underlying any attraction, he answered tactlessly, she kept digging, he kept digging and it all became about bodies when I don't get the impression either is particularly superficial.

The clothes are free?

Who is the designer of the frocks the girls wear? Helen Keller?