MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

The clown guy. Seems like the only nice guy there.

Polly's gay best friend

I don't like Hollys communication style

I'd pick Ross or Kieran fwiw seeing as I asked the question.

That classy?

“Dinner is served”

Was that just in the Oz version?! I miss that guy

Tricky one. If I absolutely had to dive off a 3300 metre platform into concrete, probably Kieran the clown. But I'm still considering the dive.

Clown or Billy Zane.

This really is car crash tv. I'm speechless. They have mismatched so badly this year. Almost the whole table needs some form of therapy

Probably Ross. I’m gay but I would rather never have sex ever again than have sex with Eve or Charlie.

No sorry I should have said Paul. He's fit!😂

Yes, Ross seems better than a dive into concrete.

The most attractive people on the show are Richelle, Charlie, Nathan and Sacha but she needs a scrub down

I'd pick shitlid because he definitely wouldn't want to have sex with me 🤣 unless I told him I'm a lesbian then he'd probably see it as a challenge 🤢 Eve and Charley are both proper scary in different ways so not many options there. Ignoring sexuality I think I'd pick Polly out of everyone. She seems very genuine and I like loyalty

Billy Zane for a one night stand…although I know I’d be filled with self-loathing afterwards

Oh yes, Emma

Even the dinner party seems a bit grubby - dusty autumn fake looking flowers and smeary glasses.

I don't mind Polly dress. She's got a ways to ( jealous apple shape here). But silver shorts and a prom dress are just bad.

I’d pick the bear.

Nathan's lovely to look at but couldn't cope with him opening his mouth.
I couldn't cope with any of them. Ross seems the nicest and least traumatising to deal with.

I can't stand shit lid but think he'd be good in bed 🤣🤣

Probably Caspar, because I like gardens a lot and he has an aga. Yeah shoot me now!
I quite like Orson's Benjamin Zephaniah vibe, but it might just be the specs.
Or Kieran for entertainment value and cute hens.

@joolsella the coldness kills any attractive vibe in Richelle I reckon. Sacha is cute under the makeup and nice. Also maybe Orson if I batted for that team. None of them would be interested 🤣

Polly and I would probably get the duvet pulled up, some hot chocolate then most of a bottle of whisky and a bitch fest going on. I could work with that. No sex though. Same applies with Emma.

Oh Charley you are not good at assessing situations!

Caspar at least self aware enough to say he doesn't feel comfortable in himself

Whoever said he looks like an acorn is brilliant.