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MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

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AndThereSheGoes · 25/09/2024 08:54

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

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Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:19

Of they will fight alright. Probably physically too.

wildlygreen · 26/09/2024 22:19

@Dillite2 😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:20

Holly this year's Tasha

mewkins · 26/09/2024 22:20

murasaki · 26/09/2024 21:57

I nominate Richelle for this year's 'you're not coming to my house, it's a park bench in Lewisham for you'.

I loved that guy who took his bride to the park. I used to go to that very park as a child 😄

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:21

Tittat50 · 26/09/2024 22:19

Holly definitely a late night drunken brawler.

' Whatcha looking at. Gonna smash yer face in I tell ya. I love mhah kids. No one touches mhah kids'

Piss off Holly

Have you been on a night out with her? 😁

Tittat50 · 26/09/2024 22:21

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:21

Have you been on a night out with her? 😁

🤣🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/09/2024 22:21

Can you imagine Holly, Tash and Polly on a night out together?

hoxtonbabe · 26/09/2024 22:21

DillDanding · 26/09/2024 22:18

Ridiculous if he has to stay with that horror.

people are hating on Alex but he saw it for what it was and wanted to leave, and given how bad they are for each other that is 100% the correct decision. At least he has some sense.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:22

Off to hunt the spider. Thanks for the laughs, guys!!

Missanimosity · 26/09/2024 22:22

The 2 couples Holly and Alex and Eve and Charlie are the epitomy of toxic I now is a reality show but I really feel this level of toxicity in relationships shouldn't be shown on the shows as being normal

Tittat50 · 26/09/2024 22:22

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/09/2024 22:21

Can you imagine Holly, Tash and Polly on a night out together?

Holly definitely pisses in the street. ' Don't look at mheh minge, I fookin told ya'

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:22

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/09/2024 22:21

Can you imagine Holly, Tash and Polly on a night out together?

Throw in Ella from last year, and that Nikita from a few years ago, and you will have yourself THE RAPTURE.

Appalonia · 26/09/2024 22:23

Really don't think I want to watch much more of this tbh. All horrible, boring, aggressive people with v few redeeming
fe atures.such a shame it's degenerated into this mess.

hoxtonbabe · 26/09/2024 22:23

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:20

Holly this year's Tasha

Tasha at least eased us in, Holly was guns a blazing from day 2 whilst on their honeymoon. Holly is much worse than Tasha

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:23

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:22

Off to hunt the spider. Thanks for the laughs, guys!!

Good luck! I had to call my mum to rescue us from our hairy monster.

Moremustard · 26/09/2024 22:24

They're obviously not going to get the appearance fee if they duck out at the first commitment ceremony, It can be the only reason they've opted to stay

murasaki · 26/09/2024 22:24

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:22

Throw in Ella from last year, and that Nikita from a few years ago, and you will have yourself THE RAPTURE.

🤣🤣🤣

Haggia · 26/09/2024 22:24

Is Holly a mother? Don’t think I’ve heard her mention it 😴

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/09/2024 22:24

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:22

Throw in Ella from last year, and that Nikita from a few years ago, and you will have yourself THE RAPTURE.

There'd have to be some kind of warning system.

Tigercat14 · 26/09/2024 22:25

BluesBrotherz · 25/09/2024 11:53

Not read all the threads but this is my second MAFS and it’s a massive disappointment after watching the Aussie one.

I don’t see any of the couples working out TBH, but one particularly stands out to me.

Adam and Polly.

I’d love to see Adam get a massive dressing down. On what unholy planet does Adam, with his stupid tats, Turkey Teeth, tan, his dull personality, his lack of humility, lack of intelligence and basin haircut, think he’s ever going to pull a hot, petit, brunette?

Adam, you’re not even a “4”, you’re a “2” and I’m being generous. Guess what Adam, you are a bit of a chubber yourself and your medieval haircut accentuates your chipmunk face.

I’m sick of seeing deluded men on reality TV, and in real life, who think they deserve better than the woman in front of them who is totally out of their league in the first place.

Polly is beautiful, intelligent and funny. I just wish she’d turn around and tell him to F*Off.

Honestly Adam, no hot brunette is going to come along. No Michelle Keagan or Maya. You don’t have the goods mate.

Also, that other knob Casper. He’s well punching above his weight with his wife (can’t remember her name). She’s got the full package and deserves someone much better than him.

I think both Casper and Adam have been watching too many movies and too many Tik Tock clips (or porn) with augmented, tweaked, photoshopped young ladies. Chuck in a bit of Andrew Tate, and you have a couple of 30 something losers who think they can bag a 10, but actually can’t even pull a pint.

Honestly, is this the shit you girls have to put up with now?

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Medieval haircut 🤣🤣 brilliant. Also he's a dead ringer for Barney Rubble.
He's awful, I certainly wouldn't give him the time of day. Hope Polly comes to her senses!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:25

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:23

Good luck! I had to call my mum to rescue us from our hairy monster.

I'm hoping dopey cat might oblige!
I don't like to kill them, but I need to keep tabs on where they are. However if dumbcat steps up I have no guilt

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:27

Not looking hopeful tbh

MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings
dapsnotplimsolls · 26/09/2024 22:28

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2024 22:27

Not looking hopeful tbh

😁

CatamaranViper · 26/09/2024 22:28

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:05

Yes it is. Over the years I have learnt that when someone shouts from the rooftop about being smart/ confident / fun/ having lots of sex, it's because they are desperate for people to believe that to be true so as to hide their utter lack of those attributes.

Yeah this is also true for "nice guy", "alpha male", "wild", anything "-forward".

hoxtonbabe · 26/09/2024 22:28

Dillite2 · 26/09/2024 22:23

Good luck! I had to call my mum to rescue us from our hairy monster.

Ha! On my local area website/app there was a tarantula happily chilling on a wall, we arevall
assuming it’s an escaped pet but can you imagine if you got home, about to put key in door and a hairy bugger like that was staring at you, in the heart of London at that, not even some warm sunny overseas country 😩

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