MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

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Finally he is addressing the elephant in the room.

I still think that Alex and Holly will leave.

At least he's raised the sister issue

The ixperts are avoiding his question of how they were matched and diverting away from it

Did Emma look surprised at the sister revelation there?? Surely she saw it?

Ouch! 😂😂

He didn't just say that though, did he? Let's not distort what happened.

Well shitlid doesn't realise he has a shit lid, so....

Her voice sounds like she's crying but there's no tears

I actually feel sorry for Caspar

Dare I say it, very expertly?

I mean she's his twin sister and Emma is identical to her

Caspar started off by using her size to deflect from the sister issue. He's now using the sister to deflect from the size.

He is right!!! That told the experts!

Emma is not coming across well. She’s aggressive and full of herself. I don’t think Caspar has done much wrong. I get his frustration that they were matched at all.

I do too. And him calling them out on it just now was good.

Well it wasn't them wot matched you ...

Aw no, I took my eye off that spider on the floor for 2 seconds and it's vanished. Probably into my shoe

I wonder if they're actually going to tell him why they were matched. Or just keep blathering on about it's early in the process blah blah.

He probably should have told a white lie about her size

That would have been the nicest way to let her down

I didn’t realise what Holly was wearing until she walked over to the sofa, and paired with that odd choice of bag..

I am wondering if all the ‘confident curvy woman’ is a cover for being v v unconfident indeed.

They can't tell them because they have no idea why those two were matched.

"This is my life you're fucking with." Yes I appreciate Casper saying what we 're all thinking about these terrible matches.