MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

It’s like she thought she was applying for the Great British Bake Off and has ended up in the wrong place. She looks genuinely confused!

Feel like Richelle is thinking WTF am I doing here?!

And the poor ostrich that was sacrificed to make Mel's dress. Add that to the body count 😪

Casper is looking like he wants to let something rip and the ixperts are going to get it in the neck 🤣

@Combattingthemoaners 😂

Explains why she's wearing that apron

All this is probably making her want to bugger off again.

Are we going to get to see all of the couples tonight?

There's no way Emma will leave

It's on until 10.20.

Gonna need more wine

I am so struggling to stay awake!
1020? Oh help

This bloody chicken advert KFC is annoying.

Can only watch this with plenty of wine!😂

Tbf, Casper looks like he's been waiting his whole life to let something rip

Mel was a bit harsh there.

Richelle was being very honest above her feelings ref the cameras in your face. Shut down like a naughty toddler!

Don't ever criticise ' the process '

I really like Richelles outfit.
What does Lacey think she's saying with hers I wonder. It's probably a good thing Nathan gets distracted by his thoughts.

I'm genuinely starting to wonder if Richelle has ever watched this before.

It's a TV show. Cameras should not be an epic surprise.

Orson doesn't sound like he is sure about his decision

This is very true! 🤣🤣

I nominate Richelle for this year's 'you're not coming to my house, it's a park bench in Lewisham for you'.

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I am a “curvy” woman.. and it’s never ever once offended me when a man has said he doesn’t like curvy women. You like what you like, end of, it’s not by force someone must fancy you no matter how much YOU may think you are a stunner…

I just don’t get this. It’s no different to women saying they wouldn’t find a man that is the same height or shorter than them attractive… it is what it is, geezzzzz.

😂😂

Richelle really liked those earrings she keeps wearing them
Why Polly took all his bullshit and let him get away with it? "I m obviously her type but she s not my type"... Wtf? Stand for yourself, woman!
Am i the only one who gets bored by the overused cliche "let your walls down" stop it with those damn walls use something else ffs
Eve looks evil and Charlie looks unhinged it looks dangerous to put these two together
The dinner party was shitshow
Kind of like Sacha and Ross he seemed a bit of dickhead at the beginning but I think it was just man talk he seems very respectful
Holly will be the shit stirrer throughout she likes drama and arguments