MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

Yep. And “I won’t have that around my kids”. Okay then.

I think it’s a shame but not surprising that the two biggest pick-mes (clue - both rhyme with dolly) had sex on the first night. Not that I’m against that per se, but I just don’t think it’s going to break self destructive cycles.

Especially when your huzbun has an Ugly Coyote reaction the next day.

Anyone else wonder if they use condoms? My practical brain always goes to things like that 😂

I always notice how the slim women and taller men are treated better on mafs. Pretty much like real life !

Holly and Polly winding each other up at the dinner party 🙄

Yes , I agree that Shitlid will try smooth onto Lacey!

He probably thinks he could outsmart Nathan and possibly try to manipulate him; then win Lacey over with his incredible wit, charm and masculine prowess. 😬

She wasn’t slow to slide in there and flash her thighs though was she? After Holly-or-is-it-Polly told her she’s his “type” 😼

Poor Lacey! I hope to the gods she doesn’t fall for it, not even for insta fame, please don’t sink yourself that low to cozy up to that beast, YUCK!

Never have I seen a man so unattractive be so full of himself.. I thought whatshisface last year ( the one that is now dating Katie Price) was bad enough but he’s a stunner compared to this years resident shit lid.

Just caught up on last night and Nathan really surprised me. He's definitely gone up in my estimation and really impressed me.

I do fear Lacey might just milk this and that Shitlid could actually win her over!

If at any point she mentions the car crash or ' ugly ' twin trauma to Shit lid - that could open all the floodgates. He'll be the perfect listener and soothe all her woes 🤮

Lacey would have to be mad to dump Nathan in favour of Shitlid

I have never stopped watching any MAFS .. but honestly I'm quite close to giving up on this one. Holly / Polly were just vile last night, drunk, aggressive, shit stirring and tacky.
That 'man' Adam is so awful I barely have words. Not a fan of Alex either, gives me scary vibes. Orson is just weird.
The level of swearing, roughness and the hideous hideous clothes that did exactly nothing for the wearer...

Actually really horrible to watch ...

Reckon the icksperts got a lot of heavy lifting to do tonight.

Totally agree! Have watched all of them but this is not enjoyable at all. Producers have really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this lot. Really annoyed about it tbh.

Me too. That dinner party was extremely unpleasant to watch

It was awful. I just wanted it to end. Car crash TV.

They know the viewers like a bit of draaaaaaaaaaama at the dinner party but last night was too much, too soon.

OK non shitlids, let's go.

Let ma tell ya ! Here we go !

My child is talking to me 😡

Lock up yer sisters, here we go!

I don't like seeing people in so much pain because of fuckwits.

Have they housed these twats in Stratford?

The child did just ask whether Holly is a beautician for the blind.

Haven't looked properly but I think it was Wembley last time (or maybe the time before)

😁

Omg shit lid

I hope the experts wipe the floor with him

His hair is mop like