MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

That’s actually an insult to poor old Benny from crossroads 😩😅

Nathan was ace last night.. Shitlid is deluded. His confidence is baffling. It is massively annoying that Polly actually likes him. Poor Casper looks like he is going through hell and should just put it down to a moment of madness and get back to his garden. Holly shouldn't drink and Holly shouldn't be left alone in that flat with Alex. He looks dangerous. It was a hard watch all round. Think Richelle was wise to give it a swerve. Wonder what will happen with orson now.

Oh
my
god

these people are horrendous! The fatness, the clothes, the tattoos, the lips, the teef. I’m in the horrors.

The thing with Nathan was that his reactions seemed so genuine and what his real personality is. not like he was just trying to say the “right” thing to come across well. Unless we are all being fooled and the whole thing is scripted.

I wondered whether Richelle would turn up after a while. Perhaps she really is a strong person who has realised what a shit show she’s in!

There is too much standard flouncing around at the dinner parties. If one person goes all the others have to get up to console them, I don’t know why I watch this!!

They seem to have picked a load of people who lack any kind of sophistication, communication skills , self awareness and empathy. Add to that past trauma and desire for validation. Voila! Reality TV!

It's a modern day circus

I think they drank A LOT. Think I could tell from a bit of swaying, unfocused eyes, etc. Some people become calm, mellow and gregarious once sloshed, but there are a few nasty drunks around that table.

My God, the clothes! All the women - including Eve - looked shocking but Holly and Polly, words fail me. Both overweight and showing it off to its full effect. Did neither of them have access to mirrors or were they given no say in what they wore?

I thought the show employed stylists?

If they do, they're setting these women up to look like fools

Not that I thought the fashion was good, but I don’t really care if someone is overweight and it shows.

And poor Prosecco onto the mix

Im obviously old fashioned but I think women look more sexy if their tits and fanjo is covered

I do because it’s so unnecessary. Why would you wear a dress up to your armpits when your thighs wobble when you walk and look like cottage cheese? Or show off rolls of fat on your midriff? All the women looked appalling but whoever put those two in those tacky revealing apologies for dresses must really hate them.

The only good thing about this series is the universal outrage by women all over social media about how entitled and delusional these men are and how women deserve better. Apart from that, it's not really worth watching. I really hope next year the producers make a real effort to find some likeable, intelligent people who actually want to find love
( but then if they were, WHY would they want to go on MAFS? )😂

All I can say is that no wonder the contestants are not married in 'real life'.

Desperate women
Dickhead men

Alex has bigger boobs than most of the women! Has to be roids.

Maybe I don’t think being fat is that big a deal or that horrific to look at?

Maybe you don’t. Society disagrees with you and these poor women are being set up for ridicule. They’re both reasonably attractive and have been made to look fools, I can’t imagine how appalled they must have been when they watched this back.

I thought Holly / Polly (the red haired one) looked amazing in her bikini! Lovely body imo. Some horrible comments on here about weight.

Hmmmm. I noticed that too, I have never known there to be so much swearing, aggression and all round bad attitude, especially this early in.

I think there are so many worrying things going on in this show that someone with big thighs wearing an outfit that’s probably very similar to ones she wears to go out in is the least of them. There are people out there who don’t think they need to hide the fact they’re overweight and I tend to think good on them. What’s the big deal really?

I get the impression that Shitlids Turkey teef are quite new. He keeps moving his lips around them and sucking/licking them whenever he's in shock.

Whoever did that to his teeth should be dragged before a court, they look absolutely ridiculous

I think all the dresses were tacky and and would look awful on anyone, regardless of size, at a dinner party

Emma looked like a Mother of the Bride..

The stylists are having a laugh

When Polly stomped on wearing that that dress I actually said 'oh polly!' My daughter asked if that's where the dress is from - turns out it's a dress brand who I imagine will be in a panic right now!

Yeah, the clothes are horrible, but I almost never like the clothes on MAFS. Last night’s therefore just looked par for the course to me!