Full on Spirit Guide DeadNan in Week 2! Brazen! Montell, see if you can get her to poltergeist whoever it is choosing the godawful ballroom songs. Go Blair Witch on that motherfucker!
Talking of all things ghostly, take the dwarf from Don't Look Now, give it some amphetamines, backcomb its hair and stick it in some cowboy boots, and well .....
Can't believe we've missed the opportunity for a segment where Carlos forms a throuple with Toyah and Robert Fripp and is let loose in her wardrobe.
Those costumes and that wind machine made it look like Jamie and Michelle had just Duluxed their living room and were giving it a good airing. Get both windows open, Michelle. We need to get a good cross-breeze going.
Shirley's five years in Texas. San Antonio Maximum Security Women's Prison. You heard it here first.
Snuggle bunny Gorka in that kilt. Snuggle bunny Gorka in those trousers. Snuggle bunny Vito in that top.
That has to be the most inexplicable and bewilderingly bad song choice ever ..... PARKLIFE!
Poor Vito having to keep that fixed grin on his face as he pretended to recognise various second-tier stars of noughties British sitcoms.
Last year Karen couldn't give a shit in a bad way. This year she couldn't give a shit in a good way.
My dance of the night was Wynne's VW. Just a shining example of how perfect music and beautiful costumes and staging makes all the difference.
Do not like the way the couples no longer come down the stairs to the Strictly theme at the beginning. It's the show's identity, FFS!
Not keen on the new interview format in the Clauditorium. It was better when it was all spontaneous and chaotic. Now everyone feels lined up in their places and waiting for their cues. Kills the mood.
The little skits with Tess and the celebs and the judges also do not work because ...... well, Tess.
Not sure the main show is the right forum to discuss people being knobs on social media. Shayne is one of my guilty favourites but if people already think he's a bit too serious then that was a bit too serious.