MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

And they're back.

And relax ....

Shitlid's going to fancy this one. Probably.

Here we go. More rubber lips galore.

How can you not know?

Denial? That belly was very hard to miss!

'Big personality'
Oh heck
It's the adult equivalent of 'spirited' , isn't it?


Hairy caterpillar eyes

Those stupid lashes are making her eyes look like teeny tiny holes

Oh no, not him.

Here you go

Oof she's got the proper duck bill thing going on.

Uh oh.

0h dear, this arsehat.

I hate him already

Ok, so they've been matched because he's in the RAF and she pretended to be a pilot once???

Is this the man who has been accused of abuse?

Well done for matching him with a single mum MAFS

Yep!

You think? Her and Polly aren't that different looks wise.

This is even more tenuous than Bridget Jones and a dog called Bridget.

She looks like an extra from corrie st

She definitely reminds me of someone and I can't quite place it yet.

Strong moral values, wasn't he the one on planning a wife swap on the first groom meet?

I hate men who have beards and no hair. Yuck.

Obedient, eh? Fuck off.