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DH is out so I can drool in peace. Who can recommend a film with Keanu in?

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:18

Have seen Point Break, the bomb on a bus one, Matrix, Bill and Ted (TOO YOUNG IN THAT.) What else is there?

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MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:34

Not dreamy, but 'nice'. He is SEXY as the demon fighter. I also love him in 'The Matrix' - all that black leather...

Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:35

he doesn't seem to age at all - he probably has a old man, evil picture in the attic

I love him, he is MINE

he's gay isn't he?

Ambi · 18/04/2008 22:35

his films The devils advocate was on the other night, pretty scrummy in .that, though he's married to charlize theron in it, lucky mare

harpsichordcarrier · 18/04/2008 22:35

"You're cuter than I thought. No wonder she likes you."
"Who?"
"Not too bright though...."

Dabbles · 18/04/2008 22:35

Devils Advocate?

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:35

Erm Laurie - I think you'll find he is MINE. See name. And no, he is NOT gay!

harpsichordcarrier · 18/04/2008 22:36

I mean Much Ado About Nothing
what a twonk I am

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:37

Oh yes HC - black leather trousers again.

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:37

FFS!Neither Constantine or Lake House on TV Choice. Bloody Virgin media. It'll have to be the Matrix I suppose - I know they've got that on. Bastards.

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:38

I was going to ask whether you'd found another man Dior. I've warned you before about Keanu - he's mine.

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Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:40

He definitely gets his ass out in devils advocate, when he is bonking charlize theron and she turns into the red head

It may have been only then when I saw it (ok, now I am coming across like a loon who is obsessed with ass shots)

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:41

. Well, he's married to me - see the name. He is the only man I have fancied for 20 years. I used to like Mel Gibson and then Brad Pitt, but Keanu has aged bloody well hasn't he!

Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:42

I've really gone off Mel Gibson since those drunken shots of him being arrested were in the papers

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:43

I really liked him around the time of 'Tim', but he hasn't aged well. Paul Newman, Robert Redford and Clint Eastwood have though!

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:43

Laurie - Are you sure? I don't remember seeing Keanu's bum? You do seem a bit fixated on Keanu ass shots. Quite reasonable of course.
Dior - Mel Gibson? Need I say any more?

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Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:43

and Brad Pitt's head is just too small

very weird

I have a huge thing for Matt Damon now (he was too young before but now I think he's old enough)

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:45

oh yes - Matt Damon is becoming quite fanciable.

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Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:45

It is 100% in that scene bonking in the flat when charlize turns into the redhead - I own a copy and have frozen it onscreen seen it

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:46

Have never noticed Brad Pitt's small head. You really do have an eye for details Laurie.

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MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:46

Mel Gibson when he looked like this, not this.

Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:47

also, do you know you can see a very clear shot of Christian Slater's semi-erection in The Name of the Rose if you freeze the screen

I really should be name-changing this evening

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:47

Is it a stunt ass? Can you post a pic on your profile?

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cornsilk · 18/04/2008 22:47

ewww - Christian Slater. I bet he's always got a semi -on.

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MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 18/04/2008 22:48

A ahot for us

Lauriefairycake · 18/04/2008 22:48

Lol

like Joey being a stunt ass in Friends