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Olympic Ceremony 4 Tony and Papa Smurf flew off in a balloon

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TellyUsername · 26/07/2024 22:36

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llamajohn · 26/07/2024 22:54

TonTonMacoute · 26/07/2024 22:49

So bad it was good?

Maybe?

Anyone?

No, it was just city of shite wasn't it?

It did showcase a lot of different people.and their achievements, was a very inclusive performance, showed a lot of great things about France and what it contributes (and contributed) to the world. The horse was cool. The balloon was cool. Dancers were very good.

It just all dragged on and on and on

HRTQueen · 26/07/2024 22:54

RedToothBrush · 26/07/2024 22:37

They. Hung. The. Flag. Upside. Down.

The Brits can dine off this for YEARS in Anglo-French rivalries.

😆😆😆

we were promised something spectacular 😬

Sethera · 26/07/2024 22:56

And here's a preview of tomorrow's Olympic action:

Olympic Ceremony 4 Tony and Papa Smurf flew off in a balloon
Boohbooh · 26/07/2024 22:56

Bon nuit! At least we don't have to go to bed in Paris with a giant fireball floating silently over us.

I admire the ballsy French for the effort and creativity. Looking forward to the closing ceremony?!

Beekeepingmum · 26/07/2024 22:56

Appalonia · 26/07/2024 22:49

Wow, 800,000 pp have been affected by those attacks on the train system in France! What a nightmare.

In the UK 800,00 people affected by train problems would probably be considered a good day!

Sethera · 26/07/2024 22:57

Supergirl1958 · 26/07/2024 22:54

Anyone care to join me 5 points about the opening ceremony…

1.Highlight one was Serena Williams almost chucking her guts up into the already polluted Seine river!

2.what on earth have I just witnessed.

3.Tony!

4.Nadals pants!

5.The two Cs saved the end! A spectacular cauldron and an ailing but spectacular celine!

I have nothing left!

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Twofifty · 26/07/2024 22:57

But who was the parkour guy? My DC stayed up to find out! That's more TV than I've watched in years, and no resolution. One DC just called out from bed that parkour guy better be in the closing ceremony.

JewelleryCat · 26/07/2024 22:57

I liked the horses, the light show and that’s about it lol

KnickerlessParsons · 26/07/2024 22:57

iwentjasonwaterfalls · 26/07/2024 22:37

The tower looks very pretty. I'm still sad they didn't set it on fire.

Me too. They really missed a trick there.

Combattingthemoaners · 26/07/2024 22:57

Lesbe honest. It was shit.

Roryno · 26/07/2024 22:57

Où est le Smurf?
it wasn’t on the news! Don’t make me watch the whole thing!

Supergirl1958 · 26/07/2024 22:58

Sethera · 26/07/2024 22:57

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All good points…well made! 😂😂

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 26/07/2024 22:58

I'd actually forgotten about Gaga. I was a different person back then.

Good start to a weekend though, when a Friday evening feels like a week-long French exchange trip to a family with hippie parents and a lot of stuff to show you.

GeorgeOrwellsTurningGrave · 26/07/2024 22:59

We came in halfway through what appeared to be an a-bridged Roux Paul's Drag Race whilst a bunch of French youngsters Michael Jacksoned it up on the Seine below. I liked French Lily Allen on a floating nugget of coal whilst the pianist set himself alight. Bonkers.

With no disrespect to the participating athletes, I have zero interest in seeing how fast people can get into things, across things, over things and around things over the coming two weeks but I'll deffo be back for the closing ceremony.

Supergirl1958 · 26/07/2024 22:59

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 26/07/2024 22:58

I'd actually forgotten about Gaga. I was a different person back then.

Good start to a weekend though, when a Friday evening feels like a week-long French exchange trip to a family with hippie parents and a lot of stuff to show you.

At least everyone can say the weekend was long! The entire opening ceremony lasted a weekend and there are still a whole two days left of it!

Timebox · 26/07/2024 22:59

Am loving Becky's jamas. Anyone tracked down where they're from.

Appalonia · 26/07/2024 23:00

I'm still laughing at this.😂

Olympic Ceremony 4 Tony and Papa Smurf flew off in a balloon
Timebox · 26/07/2024 23:00

Did i miss Philippe Petit?

Supergirl1958 · 26/07/2024 23:01

Timebox · 26/07/2024 22:59

Am loving Becky's jamas. Anyone tracked down where they're from.

French connection, according to her insta picture

TellyUsername · 26/07/2024 23:01

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Timebox · 26/07/2024 23:01

Why did the USA boat come at the end if they were parading in French alphabetical order?

RedToothBrush · 26/07/2024 23:02

I do wonder what the french press will make of it tomorrow.

The flag is a major embarrassment in terms of hosting. It's one of those things that just shouldn't happen in the ceremony - it's up there with the torch going out or the cauldron failing to ignite. This is why you have it in a stadium and do lots of rehearsals.

Because of the venue they didn't do those rehearsals (noting here that there was a rehearsal for the Queen's funeral at 4am - so was it blind faith or arrogance?). So I don't think the timings on things were thought about as much as they should. Having said that I suspect from having watched French TV, cultural they are used to watching hours of filler and accept it and it's perhaps our culturally shorter attention span that's part of the problem (hence my curiosity over the reception from the French press).

For me, I find the choice of so many non french figures curious. Why? Do I think that will go down well in France? Or is it just more important to show the world the widespread nature of french language heritage. This still doesn't explain Carl Lewis, Serena Williams and co on the boat. Why were so many french overlooked? Or did they just refuse to do it. Or did they think they were unsuitable because french artists and athletes aren't known outside France (no other country who have hosted would give a shit about the rest of the world not knowing their hero). I am not convinced those decisions will go down well with a french audience.

Supergirl1958 · 26/07/2024 23:03

Timebox · 26/07/2024 23:01

Why did the USA boat come at the end if they were parading in French alphabetical order?

Apparently the US and Oz at the end cos they have the next two Olympics

eleanorwish · 26/07/2024 23:03

There was a stray bollock spotted behind Papa Smurf

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I wasn't sure whether I would be allowed to post the photo!

Appalonia · 26/07/2024 23:03

Timebox · 26/07/2024 23:01

Why did the USA boat come at the end if they were parading in French alphabetical order?

I think someone said that it's because they're hosting the next Olympics?