Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Triple gold medalist canoeist.

Swedish commentators said that this guy his going to overspeak his time slot so this might be long

I think Andrew Cotter said he's got a degree in French

Umbrella boy isn’t paying as much attention for some strange reason..

Sacre Bleu!!!!

Andrew is doing well with the translation!

It really has. Is it still Friday?

She's switched arms now I notice.

I missed Emmerdale for this.

🤣

Tony will be waiting at the Hemmingway bar at the Ritz for you.

Did he just say 'Le excellent leadership de Tony'?

This whole thread right now:

Umbrella man looks nervous (and looks like he wishes it could all be over).

He should be standing there in a white shirt, dripping wet, channelling his inner Colin Firth!

@memoriesofamiga haha 😂😂❤️

We can only hope he’s in proportion down the centre line

Found you. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed this despite the lack of baguettes and dancing cheeses and Edith Piaf.

Or is he just happy to see you?

You'd think Tony would spell her off with the brolly now. Poor woman's arm must be burning.

Roman nose

which are very common in France.

Umbrella man doesn’t give a shit what he is saying

It's quite similar but fewer sheep.

Andrew: didn’t quite get that….

Why on earth have they completely stopped the momentum?

Nil points.

Not even Fit Tony could save it.