Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Ok, so that makes sitting through the smurf worth it. That's amazing.

Oh bugger. Here she is. Please make it stop.

We have Celine

How much gas is that going to consume?

Here's Celine.

MN doesn't like a balloon.

Another famous Canadian and another wet piano.

Celine!

Celine!!!

What a mishmash of utter weirdness.

Not sure what to make of it tbh but by Christ it's going on for a long time. I thought opening ceremonies were about 30 mins tops?

Er - what? Where's the balloon going?

Celine!!! Thank goodness

Around the world in 80 days.

Well that explains why Ezio couldn't set the ET on fire.

She’s doing well considering her health issues

It is but I'm so worn down by the endless hours running through endless streets that is lost a bit of magic.

Celine to bring it home. Go on girl!

In late breaking news, the Olympic organisers have announced that the archery and javelin competitions have been relocated to St Germain.

Celine cherie!!!!!! Enfin!!!!

Celine

The balloon is the one is around the world in 80 days

@DramaLlamaBangBang this has been a love letter to France! Just a lot of it you probably didn't appreciate!

I loved Imagine
The disco bit
The big balloon
And wet pianos

That dress is incredible.

Celine!!!!!!!!

best ceremony ever!

😂 my apologies, I should clarify that these people also have frailty and are unwell!

Finally, Celine is on!