Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Well I'm not sticking around for the closing ceremony!

Ezio wasted his entire night AND got stuck under the platform just for them to be like "nah we need the torch back down the river".

Serena's gonna vom! 🤢🤣

Hang on. Have they sent all the athletes up to the ET to watch the speeches and have a glance at the torch and then the torch has fucked off to light the cauldron elsewhere?

Serena looked like she was about to puke!

😂 me too
My ds2 was nearly born in a hospital lift

Poor Carl looks miserable in that boat

Mummy are we nearly there yet?

I was carefully averting my eyes.

It's too spread out, moving it out of a stadium was a brave move but it didn't really work in practice.

Nadia should have good balance but she keeps holding onto the broom handle.

😂😂

I thought she was Kamala Harris at first!

i cant fathom the decision here.

This is truly awful. What a shame. I hope the actual events are better organised than this!

😂

Serena looks a bit seasick

jesus motherfucking christ, the fuck are they going?

Poor Ezio. It seems the Knights Templar won this round despite his best efforts.

The opening ceremony might still be going on by then.

I just BAHAHAHAHAHA'd at this and the 'this is fine' meme.

I haven’t even drunk any alcohol. Unfortunately.

Serena looked very unwell there - seasick?

Please, just light the cauldron so I can go to bed. Thanks.

Turns out a handful of (middle-aged? Pissed?!) British mums are far more entertaining than this whole opening ceremony malarkey.

Vive le Mumsnet

I dunno. We have passed into the land of comedy and ironic shitness. I'm starting to laugh.