Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

has to be the lowest budget opening ceremony of all time

Only Celine can save us now k

I assume this extended dance sequence is covering for them getting the sea sick competitors off the boats and into the next bit

There really are no women in Paris, are there? Is it one giant fuck off to JK Rowling?

All the performances look….whatever the opposite of polished is. Ragged, unfinished…

Did we find out who Assassins Creed is yet?

Drag queens arent cheap

I didn't realise that drag was such a large part of French culture.

School discos haven't improved since I was a teenager, then.

And sticking a kid in with a load of trans and drag acts

Oh that made me chuckle

LOVE Mylene Farmer. Great song

Cripes disco section for ages.

Love it
Having a boogie around the front room

😂😂😂

I’m French as well, this is all the songs I was listening to, literally (i’m 42)

This all looks like there was zero rehearsal time

Je t'Aime perhaps?

They went in too early with it.

Fits in with the misogynistic stereotype

This feels more like the filler segment of Eurovision while we do our voting

This is just reminds me why I hated clubbing when in Europe.

I’ve just worked out what it all reminds me of - Lazy Town. But like a bad dream of Lazy Town.

Bet the republicans try to use this

What IS everyone wearing - not very Paris chic! They look like they got dressed in the back room of Grimsby oxfam in the dark