Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

Is it the same blokes?

Only gay men it seems

Though there are some women in beards.

WTF is going on? this is like a bad XFactor audition!

Edith Piaf will feature soon surely

If this has been the closing ceremony it would have been better

its giving Eurocamp 1998 and that’s ok with me

Love Sandstorm by Da Rude!

I am totally baffled by the entertainment tbh.

Sandstorm for the 90s kids!

That’s a lot of hand action

Call me old fashioned but I'm not really enjoying how sexualised it is. I was going to show this to my 6 year old but I don't think I will now.

@LapinR0se why disturbed? It's just fun 😂

Ou est la Mary Poppins?

Have we seen all the boats? I was watching something else then switched back and now people are dancing and this catwalk

Sandstorm 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Saw a post on Twitter of someone saying friends on the Seine are having a blast and the atmosphere is amazing, but it’s just not translating for TV watchers. And the latter is the majority audience so I’m not sure the gamble has paid off.

My lovers got no money he’s got his trombolese.

C'est la folie!

I'm keeping this on screen in the hope someone slips on that red carpet

I'm loving the music 🎶 🤩

Will Macron get as soggy as Rishi did or has he learnt to use an umbrella?

Yeah, I'm 50 and Ride on Time and DISCO are the only ones I've recognised apart from the classical music.

100% me too. I started to feel a bit sick with all the bobbing boats, I like this though.

Same.

Still pissed that they didn’t manage to pull off the can can segment though. That could have been a brilliant moment.

I can't for the life of me work any of this out.