Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

Think I spent more on my sons 5th birthday party we had a bouncy castle and everything

Well I've loved all of it, I think it's been great.
I might even watch it all again tomorrow.

All of those last close ups were blokes. Except we can't tell, of course.

Anyway, its like a shit flash mob in a station.

WTF!?

WTF is this???

I wonder what the Islamic republic of Iran is making of this. I imagine it's not being screened

Is Ezio currently climbing the tower?

Ooh, a smurf

Wtf. A blue man on a dinner plate?

Okay WTAF is this in front of eyes?

Edible smurf.

Why haven't they done Ca Plane Pour Moi yet?

didnt know dionysus was a smurf

🤣🤣🤣🤣 switched on my tv to a blue, highland looking Smurf

Papa Smurf looks a bit rough.

DH says this reminds him of the start of the Red Bull Soapbox races where each team does a crappy dance at the start

No. This is not it. Not appropriate. Not funny. Not artistic. It won't go down well in the super conservative nations.

Cos Bacchus is what you need in a river pageant

I was hoping he'd play ' stairway to heaven '

I can’t cope with the platter. Please don’t stand up.

Is this the reanimated corpse of Anthony Worrall-Thompson?

WTF is this? We want Daft Punk! That’s the only reason I’m watching.

Oh we’ve got a giant Smurf now.

😆😆😆😆

Dionysus that well known French god