Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

that scene had predator vibes

Don't they have any women in Paris?

Cheese night at university anyone??

The euro beat is fab

Oh yes, I’m having a great time now

Not sure all the catwalk models are wearing underwear!

Better in the dark tbf lights are lovely

It’s now more fun but it is totally shit. My 5yo did a fashion show at her camp today- I suspect that was better put together.

Looks like pensioners night at Madame Jo Jos

Is it just me or is the entire entertainment cast tonight blokes, or alternatively blokes in frocks? There doesn’t seem to be many women involved.

How much of this music is French?

This is so camp 😆😆

But they are women🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love a bit of Europop as much as the next person, but shouldn't it be more French stuff? Otherwise you're taking one continent over the others.

The American Bible Belt has just had a collective heart attack.

There better be a giant cheese on the drone display. Or at least a croissant moon.

Not keen on the catwalk section. The headless women at the Concierge was my favourite bit so far.

Ah missed them. I like seeing them it seems amazing they make it

Have they run out of women in Paris?

The catwalk section was boring after 30 seconds. Why are they STILL doing it

I am vaguely disturbed by the whole thing

Most i think.

The music of my youth lol I reckon people in their late 30s / early 40s are the target audience!

Women have more sense

It actually is very much Eurovision with some boats and a soggy Macron.

No sharks in sight. Shame.