Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

So tired of diversity meaning drag queens only 🙄

Ooh. Bearded lady!

Catwalk dancer with beard is owning the soggy carpet, it has to be said!

Is he ever?

That's not Ursula Von der Leyen is it??

They are just trolling Farage now with boats and the EU section. 😂

There's going to be a nasty tumble in that puddle.

Do we have to see the shit catwalk people AGAIN????

Catwalk’s on overtime….
leave that little girl alone

BTEC version of Conchita Wurst.

Ride on Time was nicked from Loletta Holloway, an AMERICAN singer. Cheats.

This bit is reminding me of the first ever episode of Arrested Development when Tobias Fünke accidentally gets on the gay pirate party boat.

It's just got stranger...

i think its shit . its not Eurovision

Loving the music !

just a complete mess really.

Ahhhh a europop medley - awesome!

wtf is happening on my tv?

It's become enjoyable crap camp now. I'm here for it.

Was that Star Trek's Mr Scott in a kilt on the world's wettest catwalk?

Comment from the Daily Telegraph "It all looks a bit Dunkirk" 😁

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Wow to the torch bearer!!!!

Grandad has near had a heart attack with bearded man drag person.

Impressive that they've all stayed on their feet, no slips yet.