LOVE ISLAND 4: Konnor’s pits, are they even doin bits? ** NO SPOILERS PLEASE **

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I couldn’t see a new thread so thought I’d make one. Yup another boring one… Anyway looks like Konnor has bagged himself a Lollipop though I’m surprised the candyman didn’t get in there first (ugh). We haven’t had half as many games, the hideaway is perma open and no one’s going in there. No real discussions or code words around how the relationships are going on the chemistry front. What’s going on?

Is there a rule about the bombshells coupling up with each other? So if Lola and Harry decided that they actually liked each other better than any existing islanders, could they couple up?

Lola's eyelashes are so dated!

There's no rules is there?! Seems pointless chucking in these bombshells now, the OGs tend to boot them as soon as they can.

Grace attempted to hide a little grin when harry said her name..

Lola should pick Reuben, they had the most in depth convo we've seen, re his previous football career!

Course it needed with our is finding out who the new girl has 'stolen'

Is it joey do we think ?

Ended without us finding out *

It's got to be Reuben surely, especially after Lola's chat with Jessy.

Rueben IMO.

Regarding that I've game, it was interesting who they chose. Most arrogant should have been Grace, most likely to cheat should have been Ayo, person who'd do anything to win should have been Sean/ Matilda

*ice game

Jessy is so pretty with the nicest face, body and personality IMO.
Love her.

Mimi and Grace are sly.
Matilda and whatsit are bloody irritating.

Sean is so up his own arse.

@BlackStrayCat agree with all of that! Jessy can do so much better than Joey, I hope she finds someone decent in the real world because there's noone for her in there

Damn straight Jessy is the best girl in there. As for the boys I like Ciaran but he's a smart ass game player and nothing else.

I wonder if Nicole will look back at this in a few years and cringe at her clownish makeup.

But anyway, Jessie is another strong woman (like Uma, Mimii, Jessica) turned weak by a twat of the highest order. I find it quite sad.

For the first time ever I couldn't care less who wins. They are such a dull bunch. Oh for the days of Maura, Molly-Mae and Ekin-Su.

@Littleguggi agree 💯 with this

@RenoDakota
But anyway, Jessie is another strong woman Uma, Mimii, Jessica) turned weak by a twat of the highest order. I find it quite sad.

its so depressing how these apparently confident, bright and attractive women all are diminished by these crappy men

we saw a different side to Ciaran tonight!

Why oh why is Jessy entertaining that utter moron Joey. His ego knows no bounds. He is the oldest islander but acts like a young teenager. His teeny tiny brain has not grown with his body. He has the emotional intelligence of a goldfish and as Grace said talking to him is like talking to a fucking fish. Jessy is stunning and a clever girl, her parents must be cringing watching her with this utter clown.

Hopefully Ayo has put the Mimi/Ayo story to bed. For the first time ever he stopped speaking in tongues and couldn't have made it more clear to to Mimi who looks like she's permanently sedated.

Candyman and Tilda, exclusive my arse. He is a pratt and his reasons for kissing Lola in the challenge were pure bollocks.The exclusive announcement was to help get them in the final.

Grace and Harry. She is too mature for him she needs an older guy. Harry looks young and imo acts young plus I don't think she's that impressed by him.

Ayo and Jess. Hopefully he will stop talking in bloody riddles and having chats with his ex.

Ciaran and Nicole. He looked pissed off that Ayo said they want to win. Tbh I think Ayo is right don't they all want to win? In fairness to Ciaran he may only be 21 but out of all the original boys he is the most mature. If he comments it's usually the truth and he's not a gossip unlike JE and his Candyman. Nicole has obvious trust issues but seems to have calmed down over the past week. I'm sure once they are out her insecurities will resurface and Ciaran will see the light. If they win £25k each then goodluck to them.

Lola purely there to raise her profile. I'm hoping she does pick JE just to liven it up a bit and to open the beautiful Jessy's eyes to the idiot she is coupled up with. JE will jump into bed with Lola without a second thought. He will act all coy if she does pick him it'll be "who me". Christ he annoys me.

Rant over x

This new girl’s eyelashes look like those draft excluder brush things that go on the bottom of your front door.

This made me laugh

I've seen comments online that she looks old but I think it's just the way she does herself up!

You know we were saying about them having beauty treatments.

Nicole's lips last night looked enormous compared to usual. Has she had something done I wonder.

For those as old as me who may remember, I was getting French and Saunders flashbacks. A sketch of there's where Jennifer's lips kept growing 😆

Yeah Nicole's lips looked huge last night, she's definitely had them done.

Why would they have beauty treatments in the villa though ? Surely it’s just some sort of plumping lip gloss ?

No, they have their treatments.

Grace has clearly done something too. She is sort of swollen.

I love that Jessy was pleased she got picked for best personality by Joey . I’d prefer the guy I’m with to think I have the best personality above the best face or body if I was ever on Love island - which I wouldn’t be 😂

I think that speaks well of her character, love islanders are often both superficial and insecure. But while she’s no doubt confident Joey likes her face and figure, it’s most important to her that he connects with her on a deeper level.

And the fact that Joey knew to pick her for personality , shows he may actually have had some decent conversations with her so he knew what was important to her.

Catching up as usual. I was wondering how they could do that ice thing without having sensitive teeth and then realised that none of them have got real teeth anyway

Joey's still a snake but kudos for picking Jessy for personality.

I'm bored of Nicole and Ciaran now and it saddens me that they're probably going to win.

It was a marginally better episode last night but hardly gripping. They are trying so hard with the cliff-hanger at the end and Jessy looking crestfallen, but I think after all the faux drama, Harry will pick Grace. I can hardly even be bothered to comment on the crassness of Sean getting straight in there to snog Lashy Lola. So bloody obvious.

I see on the outside, Uma and Will are declaring their togetherness in a big way "Ya boy now has a girlfriend"!!!! 🙄 I give them 3 months.

Catching up too.

Jeez that game from a few nights ago, and Joey being snide to Grace throughout - it's so obvious that he's now (possibly always) been told to stir things up big time, as it was clear he was acting and not being remotely serious.