TENNIS: A new champion in Paris, then on to the grass

[JaneJeffer]

Bloody useless, is Andrew!

Mind you, Mac would have been no better had he been commentating.
If he's not heard of them, nobody can have done.

You know my views on the butterfly fancier Raahh. Try* *to ignore him.

I think Billy Harris is about 29 and travelled around Europe in his camper van to various Challenger and lower tournaments for years. I think he only won his first tour match last year.
I know some Brits are late developers but that's a bit extreme, even for us! Good on him for keeping going!!

Who's going to play him in the film?

It’s just so annoying that they keep on employing these dinosaurs - grr!

AC sounded pleased that Dimitrov is coming up next as he’s heard of him

Camper vans are popular, aren't they? is that the same one that Dustin Brown toured around in?

Billy 'Arris does sound like he's supposed to be in the chorus of 'Mary Poppins' .

Don't worry Fizzy Isa will soon be here with her encyclopaedic knowledge of tennis

Shall we play camper van bingo?

Clare gets on my nerves as well (I’m grumpy today!)

Don’t Jane!

Fizzy AC will have his well worn script for Grigor to hand, so he is on safe ground.

I don't see why they didn't leave Queens as a men's tournament. The new schedule looks ridiculous.

Yeah Baby Federer

Oh blimey,Isa!

At least it's not Alex Scott.

Yet.

Oh good it's the other Andrew

<sulks>

A a traitor to my sex, I don't want Queen's to be a mixed tournament.
The tv schedule will be dire.

And surely it will ruin the grass.

Phew - the other Andrew and Annabel!

Don’t even go there with Alex Scott Raahh

Next thing they'll have a roof

I love the Other Andrew.

He has dogs. And knows what he's talking about. And he's funny.

Even if he's not sure about the music. Which seems a bit quiet today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Still slippy then

It’s quite a close match between Dimi and Seb Korda.

Well done Seb!

A shame to see Grigor go out, always lovely to watch him- but really good result for Seb.

Daniil is turning things around in Halle, having lost the first set to Zhang.

Didn't see much of it. Well done Seb

Kim is looking lovely.