TENNIS: A new champion in Paris, then on to the grass

[JaneJeffer]

It did look very bad - poor Dan

What is Andrew Castle rambling on about? He’s a right old gossip - where does he get this nonsense from?

Hi CrushingOnRubies

Katie’s also had to retire in Birmingham, not sure why though. Maybe just too much straight after Nottingham.

DH thinks it's to spend some quality time with AdM, now he has some extra time on his hands

👋👋👋

Andrew Castle like a climbing rose. Rambles and blooms in time for Wimbledon

Just for you, CrushingOnRubies - no talk of AC is complete without T H E picture!!!!

Why magi? 😭

Why not?? Give you all a bit of pleasure!!! No Rafa, no Roger............... what could be better?? 🙄

And I've managed to keep that photo through thick & thin over the last 5 years so am delighted to give it an outing!!

Bon soir! Dormez bien! xxxx

Thanks for that

Every year this picture of AC rears its head

NOOO Magi! I wasn’t even expecting that! I’m sure it gets more revealing on every outing!

Jesus, that thing needs to come with trigger warnings

Bloody hell! Switch on this morning, and Magi has been up to her tricks

One day, that picture will be beamed on to Centre Court, and we will know who is responsible.

Bloody hell magi!!! I almost choked* *on my rice krispies!! I'm sure it was only a couple of months since you last posted that monstrosity. Surely time for it to disappear for a very long time.....

Well that was a bit of a surprise as I opened the thread!!

Quick everyone fill this page up so that I don’t have to see that picture again!

Billy Harris sounds like someone who hung out with the Krays

I’d never hear of him until I found out he got a wildcard - I think he’s in his late 20s so not sure where he’s been hiding

No doubt he who shall not be named will tell us all about him (he will have been rifling through his bins and door stepping his neighbours to get all the gossip!)

I’m sure that yesterday he was talking about someone driving a school bus but they had to sit on a cushion as they weren’t very tall - I had no idea who or what he was really talking about!

Hilarious

I've been in and out so have been score watching- glad to see that Matteo won his match over in Halle, as did Struff after a very tight tie break.

AC is doing his usual 'no -one has heard of these two, they're ok, we're waiting for the Brit' commentary , I see. .

Some of us do actually watch tennis, and remember names AC. I know it's only your job

Poor Matteo looks gutted

Yikes well done Rinky - AC has obviously never heard of these two!

When he said wouldn’t it be awful if you suddenly couldn’t do what was supposed to be your job - erm yes quite Andrew - just imagine …

It was a very tough match- all those match points he saved .