Raef from The Apprentice - I think he is the epitome of an Adonis!

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I just love him. He speaks with an uber-posh, stilted accent which is quite unsettling but once you get use to it, he is rather delicious. I think his personality is beginning to shine through and I suspect he is a very warm, considerate, gentleman.

Last week he said that he could speak with ease to anyone from Prince or Pauper - yep, I reckon he can.

He's poncetastic. They are all hideous.

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He is an adenoidal twit with Frankie Howerd hair.

Titter ye not

bleeeeuuurghghghghghg

You are joking right? He is a knob and has the sex appeal of a steaming turd on a wet pavement. Only my opinion though (and all the females I work with).

That prize twat has me haranguing my TV like Rab C Nesbit every Wednesday night. I think Sir Alan's next task should be to send him to a North Manchester sink estate to sell fine wines door-to-door. "Good day, peasant woman, could I possibly interest you in a 1968 Meursault?"

Thud.

I think he's straight from Central Casting - he can't be real!