Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Shreya's main doesn’t have much kerb appeal 🤔

That's an understatement. It looks properly grim.

That's a fairly substantial starter.

That’s the trouble with daal, it never looks too tempting, but I love it, so many variations.

That was two fairly substantial starters @GrouchyKiwi

That chicken looks dry from where I am sitting. Needs a sauce.

Dal's a lovely weeknight dinner. Not a Masterchef entry.

Definitely needed a sauce. All a bit dry and boring.

I’d want more than 3 bits of pork even if it is a little tough

That fat on the pork doesn't look very appealing, too soggy.

I think Pete could be a contender. I loved the look of that pork dish, and his dessert looks lovely too.

Pete through! That dessert looks fabulous.

I wonder what the 3 judges are doing now in their cookery lives

Another easy decision. Just Saffron to leave.

Decide what you like Eddie, Greggg and John will do whatever they want anyway

I was Googling Eddie - it looks as if he's planning a restaurant in Beverley and spent last year doing private catering with an Indian theme.

"You and me," John. "You and me"

That is just reminding me of that Catherine Tate sketch where they had (shitake) mushroom soup in Beverley.

Every time. I want to rap their knuckles with a hammer ruler.

I wanted to shout this too but the cat's asleep on my lap so thank you!

Not going to argue about that decision

I see the Strongman is judging next time

Ooh, the lovely Shelina, Elf-lord Simon, and the Victorian Strong Man.

See you later, Chuffs!

Well that preview was a fondant spoiler!

See you Thursday Chuffians