celebrity big brother starts channel 4 next thursday 6th Jan @9pm

[KangaSantaMummy]

No idea who is on it though

little brother is on at 11.05pm

Jeremy Edwards was nice in his though.

Yes, there was that.

Wasn't Brigitte Nielson's face a picture when Caprice was getting all the attention in the seatin area. Even if it was a ludicrous conversation they were having about farts and picking your nose and then eating it.

Agree, Disco, although more like a slapped ar$e than a picture to be fair.

wish I'd stayed on mumsnet now, and been spared john in pants! I think it'll be quite an interesting show. you're right about brigitte. think she's used to getting all the attention.

how long before we see her boobies I wonder?

Oh please don't. Am I not traumatised enough?

not long, i reckon she'll need to get the attention away from caprice somehow. what with brigittes boobies and johns pants, might have to stop watching!

Bless that young boy though. He needs a few of his crew I think.

Has he got permission to be off school?

off to watch BBLB now. Wasn't Rowetta from X Fgactor on it last night. She was a backing singer for Happy Mondays.

totally lost all respect for Germaine Greer - she always protested about so-called reality TV and now she's slumming it with all the other non-enities.

Aren't Brigitte's and Caprice's tits plastic anyway? So the tits will look alright, its the boats that are dodgy!

Why does Caprice keep saying flagellating for farting? Am I mishearing her? Had to check in teh dictioanry that there wasn't another meaning.

Search me, tinker. Partner amd I noticed that too. P'raps she wants to watch people whip themselves?

davros

what are boats?

I know that I am probably going to regret asking

but don't know

Assumed she meant wanking at first but then she kept going on about the smell!

Also, kept shouting at the screen that JM was right about eating your own snot being good for you

Hope you're well darlin'

Are boats faces. Not 100% sure but think that they are in slang.

assumed she was saying flatulating. is that a word? maybe she thinks that's posh. It will be dull without JM to wind everyone up...

I wondered as well whether she might be inventing the word flatulate.

Would be very dull indeed without JM. Lets' hope the good ol' British Public do an Appleton again and make sure he stays in.

Well, flatulence is a word:

Definition
flatulence
noun [U] FORMAL
gas in the stomach and bowels:
Eating beans can cause flatulence.

flatulent
adjective FORMAL

Well, flatulence is a word:

Definition
flatulence
noun [U] FORMAL
gas in the stomach and bowels:
Eating beans can cause flatulence.

flatulent
adjective FORMAL

But is is a noun, not a verb - so I am not sure if you can actually have flatulating????

Well, I know flatulence is a word but have never heard flatulate. Guess it's an American thing...

Boat race = face, as in "My God, JM has an ugly boat"