celebrity big brother starts channel 4 next thursday 6th Jan @9pm

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No idea who is on it though

little brother is on at 11.05pm

I haven't seen it yet, but almost too ashamed to admit that I know who every single one of the contestants mentioned on here. I have a hatred of the blazing squad goon bordering on dangerous. Caprice has always looked odd, but she was funny on road raja. Germaine Greer, lost respect for her years ago, brigitte neilson ,words fail me. John McC, shudder. Bez, probably the most interesting one in there, I hope he decks kenzie. Lisa, zzzzzz.... Jeremy Edwards, mr blando.

I don't even know who jambo is! Was he in a programme for children once too?
NoddyH, I am a little frightened of Caprice. She looks like if she carries on for another 10 years with the surgery she'll end up looking like that bizarre Baroness or whatever who has had a million operations to look like a cat or something do you know the one I mean? She is terrifying! What are the blazing squad? John with the 'burns is repulsive.

Brady, I was just thinking the same thing - Caprice is only a few nips and tucks away from Bride of Wildenstein territory...

Her face is sort of stretched widthways and she looks like a demented cheshire cat!Brigitte is a bloke surely?And Lisa whatever is so full of herself saying she knows she's sexy and her personality will go way over everyones head!BTW is she pregnant?

I'm sure loads of them didn't know who each other was. I wonder if they asked each other or just whispered to the person who knew or if they will just wait till they come out.

I thought she looked like she has put on a lot of weight but then maybe I'm mixing her up with someone else.

I wonder what Tom Paulin will say about Germaine on The Late Review?

Don't know but most of them are pretty E list don't you think? How would you rate them?

Germaine - D
Bez - D/E/F
Caprice D/E
John M. D/E
Blazing squad infant E/F?
Lisa I'anson Z
Brigitte D
are there any other poor lab rats in there? Maybe it doesn't matter that they are all e list?

bez rocks!!!

OMG - that John, horse, betting bloke is SO bloody annoying. I'd love to be in there and really have a row with him about EVERY single one of his stupid opinions. People don't wind me up very often - but him - OH MY GOD!

He really is making my flesh creep. Dp just described him as "harmless" but I disagree, euugghhhh.

I admire his honesty about wanting to be in there only for the money though.

That was the only thing he said (about needing the cash) that I don't hate him for, the rest of it, god! He really is so unplesant.

why is bez voice so weird?

Suspect Bez took a MASSIVE amount of drugs before he went in and we are still seeing the effects?

drugs?

He's got that voice that people only have when their brains are frazzled from the sheer volume of class A's they have consumed.

oh right

lol at turning the light on while they are all asleep

Oh God, I've just been sick!!!!

why bs?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuughhhhhh. if i was booby i'd be long gone before he gets home! I will have nightmares tonight, where did he get those pants????

Ugh - John McCririck in y-fronts.

bonnej weren't they georgeous

JM in his PANTS!! I'll have to stay up all night now as nightmares are guaranteed if I sleep.

Massive laughs at John at his pants. OMG!
Bez has still got drugs in his system from 10 years ago, that boy tore the arse out of it, he's madder than mad and sound as a pound.