**NO SPOILERS** Neighbours: Not quite there for one another, as they trudge along Ramsay Street without David, leaving Paul to be eaten alive by Chelsea

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Will the Paul/Terese/Toadie/Mel quadrangle resolve itself? Will the Baddie Builders ever return? Will Eden get his comeuppance? All these and many more, coming up on Neighbours.

@Iwantacampervan I laughed out loud when Aaron said that! Picturing the massive awful portrait in a little girl's bedroom 😅

Weird episode all round really...

Between that portrait of Paul and the one of Mrs Mangel the poor child will have nightmares for the rest of her life!

I loved today's episode - the monologue voiceover from Paul, loved it!!

Had forgotten just how many awful things Paul has done over the years.

Poor Aaron thinking Paul offering nicolette $1m for her daughter would put Chelsea off . I think her eyes would have lit up, ker-ching!

There were so many!

Which niece died? Aaron mentioned it.

And yes think Chelsea wants to have a million £ baby. How old is she meant to be?

@Rummikub It was Kate Ramsay, just after she got engaged to Mark Brennan.

Oh yeah! Thank you. How could I forget kate Ramsey!

I'm late to the party but joining in this thread as neighbours is def something that needs a debrief at the moment! Hi everyone!

Hello @goldielockss

there’s a spoiler thread too

Hi @goldielockss welcome to Erinsborough

I'm behind.

The Sadie sex storyline annoys me. She's 19 , why can't she just be a virgin until she's in the right relationship? Why do they have to orchestrate something?

Because now Haz and Mackenzie are an item, we need some comic relief from Paul/Toadie/Therese/Melanie, Nicolette/Aaron and obviously that can only come in the form of misunderstandings where no one actually talks to each other, but just runs on third party assumptions leasing to further confusion. Are you not chortling in anticipation of when thry eventually get it together?

Although bonus points for whomever got the cherry comment in 🤣🤣🤣

Oh please, as IF Paul keeps a copy of his will as a single sheet in a random folder in a drawer!

😂😂😂

Me too! It just makes him look constipated.

I guffawed at Felix and JJs matching Sharpied on birthmarks 😂

Yeah, I liked the twin birthmarks too. Because that's how they work, like a genetic smudge of ID. I don't know why anyone bothers with DNA tests when every sperm comes with its own marker system to be carried forward by future generations.
<waits to be informed that the inky black splodge is in fact an indicator of some vanishingly rare genetic disease>

Not saying birthmarks are a sign of being related etc and not everyone shares them but it isn't as uncommon to have a matching birthmark to parents/family members.
My sons have matching birthmarks.

Though the way Neighbours has done it, is kinda odd because I personally think the actors look similar, so they could have gone down that route 😂

Those scenes were very 'Karate Kid'-esque!

Exactly my thoughts!

And the way they were all egging her on!

How old is Byron?

I thought exactly the same! Would have been a much nicer storyline if she'd been desperate to do the deed wanting to fit in but her friends had talked to her about waiting for the right time, right person, and so on.

Though I was hugely pleased to see a very clear shot of the condom wrapper - well done Neighbours, finally a soap promoting safe sex unlike the usual meet someone a rip their clothes off situation.

I think Mike is my favourite character at the moment, just popping up every now and then to show progress in beard growth and talk about his motorbike trip extension. We could happily keep this going for another year I reckon.

So, birthmarks are inherited and match? There's such a thing as a family birthmark? This is news to me, I had no idea!

DD and I have matching birthmarks too! But JJ’s and Felix’s looked like matching skid marks. Why not make them more on the red colour side of things or a specific shape… like Bouncer’s silhouette…

Bouncer's silhouette 😂
I've just had an idea for my next tattoo!

When DD was born I looked up the birthmark thing and it seemed pretty rare but maybe not if there are two of us here with it. It’s possible that it’s also something that’s not well documented as there’s no health implications.