Got the VPN set to Oz, Married at First Sight Australia is back!

[brittanyfairies]

I love MAFS Australia, and it's started again this week in Oz. Does anyone fancy a watch along? I watch on SouthHemiTV.

Already desperate to discuss the first two couples.

@FenellaBestwick yes I thought that - they glossed over old Dick head saying about their sexual deeds 😱vile, poor woman, she is so lovely and yet again being treated so disrespectfully by her partner

Glad I’m not the only one who instantly thought that!

Do you think he's going to sing Creep by Radiohead?

I think Andrea said ear licking, can you remember he brought it up at the first dinner party and asked if anyone liked it because he did. Anyhow I really hope that's what he said

Ear licking! That's not that bad...

Oh that is better, ear-licking, but I thought they bleeped a word out 🤔maybe not.

He still talked about their intimacy too freely though for her liking (and mine - icky Dicky)

If you're talking about what he said on the couch at the CC that upset Andrea, it was "we sucked, we fucked". Gross.

Icky Dicky is so hung up on being younger than he is, he's performing for the younger men. He left his wife for a woman 23 years younger than him.

Yes Tim laughed more with Lucinda's dad (who I also loved) than we have ever seen him do with Lucinda!

I heard "we sucked" from the dashing Dick too <boke>

Why is Timothy even there - He gives Lucinda absolutely nothing, zero, What's the point 🤷

I might be alone in this but Ridge gives me ick vibes.

The So Dramatic podcasts are a good listen for extra MAFS AU gossip. Lots of spoilers but still good if you want more.

Just watched Ep 19 and all I can say is -

Some of the men are nutters. Why inflict them on the poor women??

Ben - just embarrassing and totally fake. Read the room Ben, singing with a guitar is a JOKE in the Barbie film, are you too thick to get it?

Jonno - spineless two-faced creep, obsessed with Jack

Richard - just yucky, older than 62 surely, but trying to be young and hip with inappropriate comments

Jack - misogynistic, controlling twit with a fake hairline

Tristan - totally self obsessed, dishonest, not into women Cass at all but wanting screen time. I CANNOT STAND HIM

Not quite as nutty -
Tim - seems to have a sweet side (despite his friends) and better now he says how he feels more
Timothy - I actually am warming to. Honest, though thinks L is too old for him

...that feels better...

@marshmallowburn ·

We actually do have lots of lovely normal people here in Australia.

That is good to know! We have such dicks in UK too! Perhaps there is a factory where they churn them out??!

Complete with a man bun accessory!

@Majorityofthree23

Yeah, the bun thing!

@FenellaBestwick

A few MAFS AUS ago I used to watch a guy on you tube. He was canp and an absolute scream. Remember the female that kept going on about I have a child! He really milked that! Sadly I tried to find him on you tube last night and failed. Buggering cannot remember what it was called! or his name!

If I find it I will let you know.

@FenellaBestwick

Hmm not looking good. I had sent a link to a friend ages ago and tried to click on it but it wasn't there. Shame if he is no longer doing it as it was more entertaining than the real thing!

@ILoveHugeAckman

I concur with all of your assessments.

I also find Jayden a bit of a twat.

Poor Andrea's got the ick. I know she's trying to push past it, but we all know how hard that is. They may as well not have been at the dinner party at all for all the screen time they got.

Ben is an actual danger. What is actually wrong with him?! He's not normal. It is like he has landed from another planet having learned about human relationships from rom-coms and thinks that's the behaviour women can be manipulated with. He can get in the bin. I'm glad Ellie is free.

Dinner party musings....

Ben is a total waste of space. Be gone.
I like Timothy! And Lucinda is a goddess.
Tori has no obvious redeeming features and is just superior and angry.... for no good reason.
Sara's dress..... (she always looks great) but I do not understand the dress.
Cass is just lovely.
Andrea and Richard flying under the radar but feel she's trying to move past the ick.
Jayden looking for a fight (or airtime?)
Who would have thought that Ridge would seem mature and very happy???

Wow. Tori is a complete bitch. She is so unhappy with Jack, and projecting onto lovely Cass.

Mean girl in real life (without ANY reason to think she is superior!)

Tori is a very, very unhappy woman. I would be too.

We do have socks and normal trousers. I have no idea where they get these people.
Sara's dress made me uncomfortable just looking at it. Was it glued to her boob?
I like Lucinda , except the voice would have me running away or getting earphones.
The American "I have a child" woman was so funny last year. Great drinking game. We need a new one. Alicia I think her name was.
Can't stand Jayden or Jack. The manbun boys should move in together. They could spend all their time admiring each other. Both are awful.

I am so glad others don't like Jayden I think we're supposed to love him but he's just not a nice guy. I'm inclined to agree with Tim, Im 52 and wouldn't be taking relationship advice from a 27 year old. When I think of me at 27 and now, of course I knew it all but really, I knew nothing.

Tori is not a nice person, there's a food chain!!! She thinks she's something else. She really dislikes Cass doesn't she? How on earth is that possible, to her credit Cass does't seem to care.

Timothy might be old enough to be Jayden’s dad but he’s got a quarter of his emotional intelligence. What on earth has he done to make you dislike him? I love the way he’s got Lucinda’s back in a respectful, kind way. The women are way better than the men this series, apart from Tori who’s a horror, they seem like a really lovely bunch.