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Got the VPN set to Oz, Married at First Sight Australia is back!

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brittanyfairies · 30/01/2024 20:53

I love MAFS Australia, and it's started again this week in Oz. Does anyone fancy a watch along? I watch on SouthHemiTV.

Already desperate to discuss the first two couples.

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BIossomtoes · 24/02/2024 21:59

His hair’s beautiful.

canina · 25/02/2024 09:49

i'd like to see a man bun from Stephen, agree beautiful hair

canina · 25/02/2024 09:51

His scars in no way diminish his beauty

BIossomtoes · 25/02/2024 11:06

They really don’t. In fact, in a strange kind of way, they almost enhance it. He really is gorgeous.

BIossomtoes · 25/02/2024 13:21

Anyone else watched Ep17 yet? Go the ixperts!

Majorityofthree23 · 25/02/2024 13:24

BIossomtoes · 25/02/2024 13:21

Anyone else watched Ep17 yet? Go the ixperts!

Just sitting down to watch!

Majorityofthree23 · 25/02/2024 14:48

Now that was a commitment ceremony! Go experts....!!

mrsmalaprop · 25/02/2024 15:40

Good commitment ceremony.

Tristan and Cass need to go, I'm afraid. Whatever is up with Tristan is not for Cassie to fix. I don't know what more the poor lass can do. I feel like he isn't into her and is using this as an excuse, but even if not, she can't fix this.

They went a bit hard on Timothy. Loads of unconvincing couples have stayed for ages in case it might turn into something and haven't been taken to task like that, although I think no one wants to see Lucinda messed about.

Ben is a twat. He hasn't been anything other than a 2-D game player since the start. I know nothing about him after all this time (other than the twat thing) 'I heard Jack say something nakedly misogynistic, but...the decibels' ?!

Eden and Jayden. Dull. Sweet enough, but unmemorable

Jono and Lauren. Not happening. He's as dull as shite too - and in thrall to Jack.

Tori - good God, woman. Her friends at the wedding said they were worried about her putting up with bad behaviour from men before and they put her with Jack. She's obviously playing out that pattern. If I heard repeatedly how unattracted to me my partner was, I'd shut down and back out. She is in denial.

Jack is not ashamed.

I hope Stephen can get over that stupid 'second choice' thing now. That was never anything to do with Michael! I am, again, wondering what that is really about, because I doubt it can be that. There is something else going on. They aren't sparking at all. (Sad!)

I don't know what to say about Maddie. Poor Ash. He's totally shellshocked and seems really quite angry to have been paired with an actress, who is not apparently being real. I don't blame him.

Merryoldgoat · 25/02/2024 15:58

Maddie is bizarre and not likeable. Ash saying ‘stay’ though is weird - just why??

Jack clearly isn’t at s remorseful in the slightest and Jonno is a big twit.

Tristan and Cass and Timothy and Lucinda need to go. I actually think Timothy is pretty unpleasant - I have a bad vibe from him.

ILoveHugeAckman · 25/02/2024 18:49

Half way in - just have to say

CASS - RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Things will NOT get better with this man-child until he starts focusing less on himself and more on her. He is totally self obsessed. It is ALL ABOUT HIM!! Lordy me he is a bore

...and back to the couch...

Merryoldgoat · 25/02/2024 20:22

@ILoveHugeAckman

I agree. Tristan is a massive waste of time.

brittanyfairies · 25/02/2024 20:35

Who's idea was the strip club? Lucinda or Tim?

Icky Dicky trying to prove that he's not an old geezer, has turned his wife off him by telling everyone how often he is capable of getting it up. He looks older with every episode.

Jack is a literal walking red flag, the guy is beetroot coloured - did you see how he had his hand on Tori's neck when she was speaking, and then the scene at the end, of the two of them together. Also at the beginning of the episode, no I'm not ashamed and then at the end in front of the experts, he's deeply ashamed.

I like Lauren, Jonno is awful, such a wimp.

And Maddie... why was she not called into account for her honeymoon behaviour, why did Ash say stay?

This has got to be one of the weirdest seasons of MAFs

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BIossomtoes · 25/02/2024 21:06

did you see how he had his hand on Tori's neck when she was speaking, and then the scene at the end, of the two of them together.

That was horrible. It made me feel nauseous. I’m getting vibes of Bryce and Olivia. He really is a vile piece of work. Interesting that her friend spotted it at the wedding.

egowise · 26/02/2024 00:44

Just watched and I am not really sure what to say, other than to echo others in being happy the experts actually called the shitty behaviour out!

mrsmalaprop · 26/02/2024 13:12

Today's stone cold heroes:

Lea
Lucinda's Dad
Ridge (he was so impressive with Jade. I hope he really is that lovely and it isn't a front)

That is all.

Timothy looks so much nicer when he's smiling and laughing - it's like another person. Have we ever actually seen that before?!

BIossomtoes · 26/02/2024 13:14

What’s the betting a certain tattoo will be bitterly regretted soon? That woman’s a fool.

Sweatyslippers · 26/02/2024 14:42

I’m definitely team Timothy. Lucinda would do my nut in, she’s so serious and sincere.
As a 54 year old I would be all over him 😁

BIossomtoes · 26/02/2024 14:54

As a 54 year old I would be all over him

As a 54 year old he wouldn’t be remotely interested in you. He thinks the world owes him a beautiful young woman in her 20s. Apparently one of his recent liaisons was with a 23 year old. 🤮

I think Lucinda’s beautiful. She deserves far better.

Merryoldgoat · 26/02/2024 15:20

BIossomtoes · 26/02/2024 13:14

What’s the betting a certain tattoo will be bitterly regretted soon? That woman’s a fool.

They’re just acting - I’m pretty sure they’ve just agreed to stay as long as possible to ride the Z-List wave.

Because the alternative is Tori is absolutely 100% mega-thick.

Merryoldgoat · 26/02/2024 15:23

BIossomtoes · 26/02/2024 14:54

As a 54 year old I would be all over him

As a 54 year old he wouldn’t be remotely interested in you. He thinks the world owes him a beautiful young woman in her 20s. Apparently one of his recent liaisons was with a 23 year old. 🤮

I think Lucinda’s beautiful. She deserves far better.

I agree - I think his obsession with Tori and Jack stemmed from jealousy and the realisation that he’s ‘old’ and his ‘competition’ are the young fit men, a kind of anger that he’s not seen as desirable by the younger women.

I think he’s nasty.

ILoveHugeAckman · 26/02/2024 16:54

BIossomtoes · 26/02/2024 13:14

What’s the betting a certain tattoo will be bitterly regretted soon? That woman’s a fool.

Probably only a henna tattoo.

Lea was fooled - then giving her chocs at the end? How patronising, yet she accepted them with such joy. Pathetic

Lucunda, huw dus shu munuge tu chunge uvury vuwul untu u "u" ? (Translation - How she she manage to change every vowel into a "u"?)So annoying as she seems a very sweet person, but I have to mute every time she speaks. Her dad is fab, and read Tim well

ILoveHugeAckman · 26/02/2024 17:04

oh hell, just seen the preview for the next one where Ellie's H comes back AND SINGS TO HER WITH HIS GUITAR!!!

Have men learnt nothing from the Barbie movie - that heartfelt singing to us women is a JOKE?

Majorityofthree23 · 26/02/2024 17:33

ILoveHugeAckman · 26/02/2024 17:04

oh hell, just seen the preview for the next one where Ellie's H comes back AND SINGS TO HER WITH HIS GUITAR!!!

Have men learnt nothing from the Barbie movie - that heartfelt singing to us women is a JOKE?

Oh please nooooooo......

Majorityofthree23 · 26/02/2024 19:09

I love Lucinda's dad! Excellent man. And great clothes....!!

FenellaBestwick · 26/02/2024 19:44

Haven't seen the lastest episode but I wanted to back-track a little to say did you listen closely to what Richard's wife said on the sofa? They sort-of softened it so it wasn't properly heard, but it seemed like 'arse licking'. I can't believe Richard said that on the couch last time. No wonder his wife is feeling upset & shamed.

I have no idea what Timothy is on the show for, he's not remotely ready for a relationship. One day he'll look back and realise what a fool he's been to lose Lucinda. I think she's gold. Ditto Tristan. He makes me think of a zombie sometimes, the darkness in his eyes.

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