MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

Laura was on insta saying she should be the 4th ixpirt

Ah YES! You are so right

Lol, DH hardly ever texts. Or answers texts. I might get an "ok" or a "Gone to B&Q"
When I text him, he assumes it is a "text of doom" ie something bad has happened!!

Too much arguing and not enough Mark

If Adrienne lunged for Jordan, I reckon Erica will relieve her of the flesh/pounds that she put on with that big steak dinner.

I noticed that tbf. She has to be involved

I’d like more Mark too jane

Sean’s red wine teeth 😂

A little bit out of it more like. Look at the state of his teeth.

I'm wondering if Adrienne texted Matt good morning and good night or was she waiting for him to start it? That way lies the madness of "he doesn't care enough." When he could say "she doesn't give a shit."

Laura was on insta saying she should be the 4th ixpirt

She speaks enough pish

Sean has had a Markover !

Nice that Sean got let out of rehab for the day

Tasha please stop doing that to your hair. You'll go bald.

Ironically Matt’s new partner looks exactly like my niece, who lived around the corner from him until she went to Uni. He wouldn’t have needed MAFS!

sheldon So true

Oh god Tashas scalp

Terrence 🤣

Tezza gives even fewer fucks than Arthur!! 🤣

Thought it was Shona @craggyrat

I liked Terence. I didn't get to see much of him but I felt sorry for him being with Porsha who seemed like hell on wheels.

Fuck off Brad you fucking tool

Bianca needs to look around the table at thomas and see that there's more to life than them two

Fair enough

Surely it's sll water under the bridge

Good for him

Love Terence’s naaaa 😂