Wow the party Latin trapdoor opening for Annabel and Krishnan both, at exactly the same time, who could have called it.
In the samba you have to make sure the knees are in the right position, to ensure correct placement of the legs, and freedom of motion above the waist, before you shove Widdy to the ground and swing her around like a canary coloured battering ram
If AngelaR's in the dance-off some skulls are getting cracked, I'm telling you that much. Her opponents, the judges, Krishnan's son, nobody's gonna be safe. She's going to exhume Morecombe & Wise and drag their worm eaten bodies around the floor yelling "OH BUT YOU LIKED IT WHEN I DID THIS!"
Bobby telling me to find God, not on this show hun, not with Vito about to come on, I'm embracing Satan and all his teachings (Am mentally going "TITS!" over all the bits where the singer goes "SAIL!", sorry to any Bobby fans who apparently think that's wicked abuse or whatever)
AngelaR to run in at the end of Ellie's dance, whack her with a hatchet, and BE the Murder On The Dancefloor That She Wrote
Saw in the paper that Karim has been cast as King Julian in Madagascar The Musical on tour, a sentence which left me exhausted just reading it.
"Do you want constructive criticism? I think you can take it Eddie? Ok, my constructive criticism is to wait for another routine not choreographed by Karen and I'll give you a 10 again regardless"
Layton ringing so hard in that routine I thought I'd caught tinnitus
"Les Dennis : Giant Anchor" - someone in the props department clearly misheard something