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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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TitsInAbsentia · 07/11/2023 21:24

Those earrings are just begging for a ripped earlobe...

43ontherocksporfavor · 07/11/2023 21:25

Stupid earrings! Hoping to run rings round Paul.

OrlandointheWilderness · 07/11/2023 21:25

What the heck is with those earrings

Brumbies · 07/11/2023 21:25

Tasha has no soft side!

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:25

TitsInAbsentia · 07/11/2023 21:24

Those earrings are just begging for a ripped earlobe...

They definitely require a much longer neck

Bluetrews25 · 07/11/2023 21:25

Tasha needs a longer neck to wear those hula hoops

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:25

Tashas caring side? Soft side? Anyone else notice that? Did I miss an episode??

Psychoticbreak · 07/11/2023 21:25

I feel like Im at the circus looking at them hoops.

Theproofofthepudding · 07/11/2023 21:25

Mouse 😂

MouseMinge · 07/11/2023 21:25

Those earrings. I like a big hoop, but there's big and there's stealing a kid's hula-hoop and spraying it in gold paint.

funbags3 · 07/11/2023 21:26

@dapsnotplimsolls Like Peggy's older sister we saw glimpses of in her bedroom?

Thegoodbadandugly · 07/11/2023 21:26

Peggy's just there for final vows, she's so fake it's unreal, what on earth are those earrings Tasha is wearing?

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:27

Why isn't sexpert ever allowed to speak more than 1 sentence per episode?

Paul2023 · 07/11/2023 21:27

Peggy’s family are terrible though, and I find it hard to believe that Peggy really would go against them

Fandangoes · 07/11/2023 21:28

Tasha is so fake!

MouseMinge · 07/11/2023 21:28

Paul's an idiot and so are the ixperts. She's abusive.

user1471553350 · 07/11/2023 21:29

😆😆😆

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:30

Laura, your memory is a bit fuzzy of that conversation.

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/11/2023 21:30

🤣🤣🤣

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 07/11/2023 21:30

What did Jordan just do?!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:30

Conflicted/ neutral my arse!! Pretty sure Laura's friends didn't get a bollocking like Arthur did

funbags3 · 07/11/2023 21:30

@Hungrycaterpillarsmummy opened his mouth

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:30
Horror Kiss GIF by IBTrav Artworks

Ella at every shot

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:31

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 07/11/2023 21:30

What did Jordan just do?!

Had a tantrum

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