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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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ZerotoSixtySnail · 07/11/2023 20:56

Just watching Queen Charlotte (Bridgerton).

Thomas massively reminds me of (young) King George.

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/11/2023 21:03

It's on until 10.25. FFS.

ICantGetNoSheep · 07/11/2023 21:04

Tasha, Saturn called: it wants its rings back 😳

barbiedout · 07/11/2023 21:05

I think im writing leave

Not one of these couples will make it to the reunion

Even if the producers manage to persuade a few of them to get to the commitment ceremony

barbiedout · 07/11/2023 21:06

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/11/2023 21:03

It's on until 10.25. FFS.

Ffs

Boorrrrring

Bluetrews25 · 07/11/2023 21:06

But Peggy
Your mum is not you
They don't know G like you do

They only want you to marry Prince Harry (if he were single, obvs)

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:06

I am not even listening to what Puritan Barbie is saying but I know that the only response to it is FUCK OFF PEGGIE!!!!!

Villagetoraiseachild · 07/11/2023 21:06

Lots of ring fiddling going on....the ring fiddle of doom....

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:06

Peggy REALLY needs to move away from her parents

Psychoticbreak · 07/11/2023 21:07

Peggy needs to be surgially removed from her parents.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/11/2023 21:08

And why is JJ still wearing his "wedding" ring when he binned his pseudo wife weeks ago?

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/11/2023 21:08

Was Ella just rubbing Vaseline all over her face there? That explains a lot.

Bluetrews25 · 07/11/2023 21:08

Looks like Ella cannot have a relationship with a man as she's in a relationship with alcohol.
Surprisingly makes me have sympathy to JJ

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/11/2023 21:08

I wonder what Ella's said to him?

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:08

Ouch, sounds like Ella has been in full predator mode. JJ is a twat, but this sounds like even he doesn't deserve it.

MouseMinge · 07/11/2023 21:09

Ella's wardrobe looks like a pound shop drag queen's.

She's definitely got alcohol problems.

browneyes77 · 07/11/2023 21:10

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:06

I am not even listening to what Puritan Barbie is saying but I know that the only response to it is FUCK OFF PEGGIE!!!!!

It’s literally all I say whenever she’s on screen 🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/11/2023 21:11

It's quite an achievement for Peggy to make me more furious than Ella.

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:11

So many uncomfortable faces

Myfabby · 07/11/2023 21:11

MouseMinge · 07/11/2023 21:09

Ella's wardrobe looks like a pound shop drag queen's.

She's definitely got alcohol problems.

Nathaniel hinted at that, gets drunk and becomes loud

I actually looked at her bare face and felt very sad.

She has some huge insecurities- clearly

Psychoticbreak · 07/11/2023 21:11

They all looked like they were walking to the gallows.

browneyes77 · 07/11/2023 21:11

Feeling kinda sorry for Thomas.

Roz has done a complete u-turn 🤷🏽‍♀️

Villagetoraiseachild · 07/11/2023 21:11

They all look very subdued....

browneyes77 · 07/11/2023 21:12

No dinner party this week?

Last week they said it was the penultimate dinner party, so when is the final one?

dillite · 07/11/2023 21:12

Ella is sitting there with her mouth open looking like an actual blow up doll

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