MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

Roz forgot to bring her egg with her.

Feel sorry for Tom getting hurt but he can do a hell of a lot better than Roz.

I'm pretty sure there are many women queuing up to comfort Thomas.

I could really see that happening. It’s a bit sad that she is his first girlfriend.

Ros has treated Tom very badly.

I've found George's professional stuff - there's squatting there too 😂

Well at least George's might be starting to see the light. Maybe he could take Thomas for a fun break in the south of France....

Tom is going to have many offers he’ll be fine

@Myfabby they women don't care what the men look like as long as there is money, Xanax and sauvignon blanc and the husbands are happy for a trophy who keeps the house, has a few kids and turns a blind eye. It might sound like the synopsis to a Martina Cole novel but it's not uncommon!

I don't get why Peggy's family seem to think Georges is a pauper, he has a nice home, qualifications, a family home in the south of France. Dicking about and finding the right career path is the preserve of those with a comfortable upbringing/family wealth

Georges should do a petty woman “big mistake. huge”

There won’t be anyone left by the end of the week.

Ha! Arthur’s ‘tennis club’ is at the local park where I grew up! I remember doing the primary school ‘cross country runs’ round there. My mum goes for a walk there every day so I’m half expecting to see her wander through the back of shot!

Anyways, as you were…

Also fuck off Peggy.

Roz is still weird, I’m sorry, she was all over him with her egg and toys and now she’s done a 360! She’s known him for a short time it would be strange if she didn't put her family above him but it’s like she’s all or nothing.

Peggy’s odd mum and dad want royalty for Peggy who they treat like a pampered teenager.
I can see Peggy being in that stuffy old house like Miss Haversham in her old age still wearing the MAFS dress but no husband.

I cannot believe Roz. Thomas was so willing to change his life for her. He was so nice . I just don’t get it. She doesn’t want a relationship so why the hell did she lead him on?

she'll have the mannequin for company at least😂

Oh God, she'll dress the mannequin up as her perfect gentleman. He'll treat her like the Princess she is.

Watching on +1. I get the Adrienne thing. I don't think it's about her being the life and soul of the party or anything, it's that sense that conversation just doesn't flow with someone. I know we've only seen the edited stuff but I'm sure Matt said something like "We all love a good brew" or something when he made her a cup of tea. It's that boring kind of thing the boring colleague says that you have to do the polite smile to. It's not that Matt's just quiet, it's that his conversation is dull.

The Paul thing with his friends was completely staged - annoyingly.

Adrienne's friends have normal mouths. But if you feel drained by someone, it won't work. Maybe Adrienne is really the introvert?

She was fine when she was buying undies with Georges.

Local chat....

I don't actually believe that was Arthur's tennis club - it's just the Durnsford public park. As I read he lived in Crouch End I imagined he was at one of the Park Road clubs.

very dull. He has zero depth- not quite 2 brain cells to rub together.

Most of them are to be fair. Roz is very dull too. JJ- well. Tasha- daft but feisty, Peggy- beyond daft, Paul- cute but dull.

If they banned the words connection, spark, cuddle and the filler phrases
clear the air
get back on track
my friends think

each episode would be 10 minutes max!

True.