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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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PaddingtonsHat · 06/11/2023 21:55

Eurgh they can all just fuck off now

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:56

Itisyourturntowashthebath · 06/11/2023 21:54

Peggy's LinkedIn is weird, has she never had a job?

I saw loads of training courses but no actual jobs. But I don't have full access, so maybe that's why.

Myfabby · 06/11/2023 21:56

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:51

There will be several bathrooms. At least one will be done out in pure Trump.

with a bidet

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:57

Myfabby · 06/11/2023 21:56

with a bidet

Yes, indeedy. Lots of marble.

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:57

Harrogate looks nice.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:57

Laura is being nearly as bad as Peggy tonight. Nearly.

cantushy · 06/11/2023 21:58

Strange thing to do with someone who lost 8 stone in weight 🥴

MouseMinge · 06/11/2023 21:58

The food is making me stressed.

MouseMinge · 06/11/2023 21:59

Meat sweats.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2023 22:00

I can't see the romance in stuffing yourself so full you can't move!

ICantGetNoSheep · 06/11/2023 22:00

Ros’ sister has such lovely dimples

Myfabby · 06/11/2023 22:00

tasha! arghhh

Paul. leave this poor mannered girl.

FriendofDorothy · 06/11/2023 22:00

MouseMinge · 06/11/2023 21:46

Peggy's mum's botox has almost completely frozen her face.

She so expressionless it's like she is on high dose antipsychotics.

Bluetrews25 · 06/11/2023 22:00

Over used expressions from tonight -
clear the air
get back on track

craggyrat · 06/11/2023 22:00

I get pathetically excited seeing Harrogate on television. I know exacting where they were eating. Made my night!

MouseMinge · 06/11/2023 22:01

The face on Trasha. She always looks pissed off on the verge of a massive argument.

TicTacNicNak · 06/11/2023 22:01

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:56

I saw loads of training courses but no actual jobs. But I don't have full access, so maybe that's why.

She worked for Close Brothers for over 4 years and for Quilter for over 6 years then a career break since Feb this year.

Myfabby · 06/11/2023 22:01

MouseMinge · 06/11/2023 22:01

The face on Trasha. She always looks pissed off on the verge of a massive argument.

honestly, she looks like she could get physical

makes me question her back story

dillite · 06/11/2023 22:01

Poor Georges has been allowed to exit his cell.

That vanity/ dresser is so hideous.

ICantGetNoSheep · 06/11/2023 22:01

Christ, I like doing my make up, but a full on hand luggage situation to store it all?!

MelsMoneyTree · 06/11/2023 22:02

Adrienne seemed to like being in the pub - maybe she likes guys who go down the pub and that's her idea of men with 'personality'.

Merryoldgoat · 06/11/2023 22:02

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:49

Was he? I missed it.

That negging and calling her a little girl.

It was all just designed to make her feel unsettled.

I am extremely laid back in relationships, albeit of a fiery disposition. If my DH called me a little girl I’d challenge him too.

Ramalangadingdong · 06/11/2023 22:02

Myfabby · 06/11/2023 21:46

like mother like daughter

And that house needs a good refresh, very very dated. I imagine it's got hideous tiles in the bathroom

Yes they all seem thick.

murasaki · 06/11/2023 22:02

Tasha looks like she'd glass someone and not even blink.

Itisyourturntowashthebath · 06/11/2023 22:02

TicTacNicNak · 06/11/2023 22:01

She worked for Close Brothers for over 4 years and for Quilter for over 6 years then a career break since Feb this year.

That's good, small possibility she is a real human.

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