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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2023 21:18

Good for Arthur sticking to his guns. I would be more pissed off with my so-called friends if they were that bitchy to my other half. They can't think what they like, but they were downright rude!

Rummikub · 06/11/2023 21:18

Is he a sports therapist?

i was impressed by his career moves!

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:18

It's not exactly homestays if they're in a Travelodge.

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 06/11/2023 21:19

Yeh I think George is doing ok for himself!

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:20

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:18

It's not exactly homestays if they're in a Travelodge.

It still isn't a park bench

murasaki · 06/11/2023 21:20

She's missed the wag boat at 32 though.but yes, daddy wants to offload her on someone who can pay. A lot.

Which is odd, as I think i recall she said she had a tech career.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:20

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:20

It still isn't a park bench

😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2023 21:21

I'm slightly perturbed by the twix advert. Not sure I'll be eating a twix anytime soon!

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:21

murasaki · 06/11/2023 21:20

She's missed the wag boat at 32 though.but yes, daddy wants to offload her on someone who can pay. A lot.

Which is odd, as I think i recall she said she had a tech career.

Maybe he really was a used car salesman then

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:21

I'd LOVE to know more about Peggy's job.

cantushy · 06/11/2023 21:22

I thought Georges had a wealthy family too

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2023 21:22

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:21

Maybe he really was a used car salesman then

And now he's a used carp salesman

Paul2023 · 06/11/2023 21:22

cantushy · 06/11/2023 21:17

bromley isn't really kent: it's a London borough

I know , I used to live there and did for most of my life! Yes it’s a London borough, although the address still class it as Kent . It’s more London though granted!

But there are rural places not to far from there going the other way towards Kent, perhaps they live somewhere there? There are some village type places within 20 minutes

MelsMoneyTree · 06/11/2023 21:22

Yy does TwoGeorges not have a family home with pool in France. Or did I imagine that?

CatamaranViper · 06/11/2023 21:22

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2023 21:21

I'm slightly perturbed by the twix advert. Not sure I'll be eating a twix anytime soon!

Ah I loved it! Proper giggled

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:22

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2023 21:22

And now he's a used carp salesman

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 06/11/2023 21:23

cantushy · 06/11/2023 21:22

I thought Georges had a wealthy family too

His dad lives in South of France - yep I'm sure they're rich too

Italiangreyhound · 06/11/2023 21:23

I can't believe how stupid Laura is. I was really rooting for her but now I just feel she is stupid. Arthur is a bit of a catch in my mind.

I'm not sure why but I feel really univested in Adrianne and Matt.

Psychoticbreak · 06/11/2023 21:24

I assumed she was from like Sittingbourne or Newington for some reason.

GardeningForever · 06/11/2023 21:24

Georges has more class in his little finger than that lot. Hilarious how they are looking down their noses at him.

dillite · 06/11/2023 21:24

Adrienne's foundation compared to her scalp skin tone 😱

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/11/2023 21:24

Georges should have taken her to his parents' gaff in the South of France.

Psychoticbreak · 06/11/2023 21:24

Aww the doggie 😍

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