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MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/10/2023 21:58

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

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SwedishEdith · 02/11/2023 21:14

God, Erica is so annoying. Talking constantly, no sense of humour. Her voice would drive me nuts.

beastlyslumber · 02/11/2023 21:15

Erica wants Jordan to turn back time.

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 02/11/2023 21:15

Erica is wrong here.

She agreed to not doing the swap so she can't then backtrack and be annoyed they didn't do it because the girls made her have fomo.

Fuck sake

ICantGetNoSheep · 02/11/2023 21:15

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/11/2023 21:11

'Content idea's'

I'd divorce him for that.

I said exactly that to DH!

MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 21:16

She shouldn't wear anything that goes up her neck. Her neck is quite short and any sort of turtle neck/polo neck that does even a little bit up her neck makes her look like she has no neck at all.

And enough with this manufactured drama. It's dull.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:16

Two gold medals for the fud Olympics right there.

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SwedishEdith · 02/11/2023 21:16

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/11/2023 21:11

'Content idea's'

I'd divorce him for that.

Ha ha, I saw that as well.

alwayslearning789 · 02/11/2023 21:17

Always thought so about Erica.... Jordan as his issues but glad he is seeing the light.

Her way or the highway...

43ontherocksporfavor · 02/11/2023 21:18

Erica has changed everything she thought due to Laura’s shit stir.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:18

Money does it for Peg then.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/11/2023 21:19

Did Georges finally get a shag???!!!!

alwayslearning789 · 02/11/2023 21:19

Peggy!!!!

chaosmaker · 02/11/2023 21:19

She only fancies him cos of the money crap. Boring plastic bint

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 02/11/2023 21:19

Glad Jordan stands up for himself. I hope he doesn't question himself

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:19

Oh look. All that money magically released Peggy's clam wide open. Who would have thought it!

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 02/11/2023 21:19

Did they fuck?

Bluetrews25 · 02/11/2023 21:19

'Manicures' all round, then?

CherryCokeFanatic · 02/11/2023 21:20

Sounds like they both got an orgasm perhaps a bit of hands stuff? Oral? Not a shag though apparently

Def not a rim

ICantGetNoSheep · 02/11/2023 21:20

Jordan wearing JJ’s t shirt?

TicTacNicNak · 02/11/2023 21:20

No sounds like they stopped short of going the whole way

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:20

If he takes Peg to france she’ll give him the choice of orifices.

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MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 21:20

Ah, they didn't go all the way. Hand job and fingering it was then.

Villagetoraiseachild · 02/11/2023 21:20

There is something about seeing someone in their home, tells you so much about them.....

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:20

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 02/11/2023 21:19

Did they fuck?

Sounds like they just fingered/ did handjobs

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/11/2023 21:20

"Sticky fingers" DH reckons 🤢🤢

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