MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

But nan doesn't have any fake stuff going on

Haha Peggy's eyes lit up for the first time ever

I thought Jordan was joking and winding Erica up (and she’s not finding it funny).

That’s Peg fucking him then…
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Oh look at that. Peggy sees that Georges lives in a big house and suddenly all is well.

Feck me I've had sky too long I'm using to pressing a button and telling the telly what I want 🤣 navigating channels is a lost skill.

Feel a bit green now.
Imagining saggy boobs and grey, sparse pubes.

Nan has one real thing that JJ would rather ferret.

Is Roz a sex addict? Honestly seems like she has so little personality to offer to a relationship other than talking about and doing naughty stuff

why is Ella all shiny again ffs

I've never seen Puritan Barbie light up so much. All it takes is a decent home and the sniff of money. I'm guessing her yellow knickers will be off soon.

Professional set up? It’s a desk in the corner of his bedroom with two monitors ffs!

She is so predictable

'Content idea's'

I'd divorce him for that.

Erica disguised as a giant crow

WTF is she wearing?

they've only been married 5 mins, why do they think it's all going to be easy quickly?

Sounds like Peggy & Georges are the MAFS equivalent of Lizzie Bennett & Mr Darcy. Georges just needs to walk out of a lake now…

Nan says again that Ella is up the creek without sex.
Ironically no one seems to want to go up that particular creek.

Erica's outfit is minging.

Because nobody is prepared to put any effort in and give up if it isn't a 24/7 fairy tale.

Peg doesn’t need a clitauris. (Shirley Valentine pronunciation)

She needs a wadge.

Knees bent. Hand outstretched. Mwah. Mwah Mwah.

The Peg Hokey Pokey.

Ewwww, grim.

Erica should work as ome of those people that land planes. They live waving their arms about just as much as she does.

Jeez Roz you don’t have to have sex every night!!