MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

Was Laura shit stirring there? She did have a point though.

Laura's deffo stirring.

Set up by producers no doubt.

I wish so hard that Ella and JJ would fucking fuck off. I hate even having to look at them.

I had it on this afternoon, no sound because I was talking to a friend and it comes on after Modern Family. Anyway, I noticed something I'd missed last night and that was that Porno Barbie came onto the tennis court in stripper heels. She's so cheap and tacky.

Yeah the chance has gone Laura so stay the fuck out of it!

Christ it’s the ugly stepsisters from Cinderella (I’m a little bit behind)

WTF happened there?

Laura doing the producers’ bidding.

Exactly that. He just seems like a normal bloke.

Poor Jordan.

Erica: “I just want you to appreciate I put your distress before my feelings” how generous!

I like Jordan. I think Erica should have done the swap and not blamed him for her choice.

She was perfectly happy to not put Jordan through that and one word (shit stir) from Laura and she’s totally off on one! This is ridiculous!

Don't know why Erica chose to bring that up then, on front of all the others? What was the point? Could have been a private conversation later. But she obviously needed the drama

Er, Mark and Sean also didn't take part in the couples swap. Jordan should just tell them all that he has OCD and that that, on top of being manhandled by their pathetic friend fucked with his head. Erica is being a total fud (thank you Sheldon) here right now.

That curtains ad 😄😄😄😄😄😄

Jordan's future right there in 30 seconds

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Thought the same

Yeh but this thread keeps me going.

DH just watched the start with me. Has just taken off upstairs with a wth face. 😂

This thread is 100 times better than the actual show

To be fair, if Jordan had of taken part in the couple swap, he would have no doubt got Ella or Tasha and ended up with a bed experience for the drama.

The thread is the only one that has some consistency

What I find horrible though is that they assume that the viewer just wants to see people hating on each other and fighting all the time rather than seeing real relationship challenges and triumphs. I am starting to really hate the producers.

poor Mark

poor Jordan

Poor Jordon gets all the shit. Can't believe he hasn't gone home.