MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

Oooh and an orange loo roll doll!

Tasha has come dressed as a period loofah for some reason

Whoah.

Gorgeous princesses my arse.

And a donkey braying…or was it Ella…

My Nan said her loo roll covers had gone missing…..🤔

Poor donkeys have a much better voice!

They all look horrendous

WTF?! What is it with the dresses? I think that must have been Adrienne's second choice wedding dress.

Oh the white dress. Oh that’s hilarious.
A toilet roll doll dressed in…toilet roll.

I tend to find her more like a honking goose....

Those dresses are horrid
As for the "experts" advocating make up sex for T(r)asha and Paul....

Yes. Definitely a fucking goose.

I hate Peggy's hair. It is so 2015. Those stupid curls.

Sean is fucked.

Are the dresses because they will not be at the final vows ceremonies so want to dress up to the nines now to compensate?

Yes! @Bluetrews25 I think you could be right!

The 0nly explanation for Sean's behaviour is drugs

No wonder Sean is falling to pieces- he's been forced to wear the Tu trousers

Well, they might have wanted to try harder.

😂

Sean is fucked. Awful.

Tasha is so ugly to me now.

Well if there’s a national tin foil shortage we know why

Tinfoil and net curtains ...

I shall be looking out for the mandatory pleather jacket.

Why is Laura shit stirring? She loves doing that a lot.