Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS Jacob & Vic are giving us the ick, Chloe & Mack are boring as tit. While nasty Craig has been dispatched. Whodunnit?

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Noticed last thread was getting full. Hope nobody minds me making another one

Honestly I couldn't care less about any of it

At least the stolen passport anomaly was cleared up at last. #smallmercies

I'd be fucking furious if I was Rhona.

Come on Robert, Aaron needs you

So with soo many side line stories going on, how are they guna find the time to follow on with them, there's too much going on

FUCK OFF EMMERDALE

Totally agree

They won't @BlossomWood they will all be forgotten next week like Alex, the van driver, Callum and his mum etc etc.

Can they not see how bad it is? 🤬

So Sam knows more. I wonder if it's Samson then and Sam is covering for him.

@PrincessScarlett, I need to Google who the hell is Alex the van driver, and which one was callum again, they've been obliterated from my brain

Alex is Dawn's ex and father of Lucas and Clemmie.
Callum was Leyla's drug dealer who stabbed Jacob

It’s like they’ve written a load of random scenarios on scraps of paper, put them in a box, given it a good shake before tipping it out on the floor of the Woolpack and let them all grab one. My head hurts

Thanks, I've just googled them...I'll have forgotten again by next week 🤣

Haha no problem, I forget a lot now too

OMG WHAT stolen passport? Who's? Why?

Can't pay attention to it as it's too pitiful.

They've spoiled Lydia now.

Haha

The fuck did I just watch- part 3.
Of all people why did he open up to mandy?
As someone already said, there's too many side stories opening up here that it will be hard to give them all justice.
Didn't realise it was that long ago for what his face and the missing passport.
Found it strange for rhona to be crying over a dog, I'm not being funny but that's surely her day to day as a vet... more to it? I hope not, I like her with Marlon.

Ages ago, that conwoman (faye?) Pushed Mary and knocked her out. What's his face found her, rang for help and as he was leaving he lingered. Then 5 minutes later rhona mentioned her missing passport, thinking conwoman took it. Everyone on this thread said What's his face took it, to forge something so that his wife could have rhonas embryos, after she'd said no.

This leads me to the question, why the fuck they even in that part of the hospital? They belong in the maternity wing.

@CoffeeLover90
thank you I had forgotten all about that

Good point about the location of the Maternity wing. Ours has its own main door in its own wing, still connected to the main building by a long empty corridor with no other departments leading off it so the chances of meeting anyone are slim.

Well. I fell asleep watching Bodies. Woke up and it was still playing and who do I see there?

Fucking Craig

Honestly, depressed me at 3am. How dare he? No. No.

These Miss Marple episodes are so bloody boring I keep thinking they're an hour but they're only 30 minutes and now it looks like it will be dragged out again till tonight with Sam's "confession".
Don't know if it's been mentioned but I very much doubt that a maternity department would be anywhere that involved walking through the stroke area and of course Marlon just happened to bump into them.
So here we go with 2 more stories that somebody's got a secret and amazingly won't tell the other half.

I don't really care but the best actor in the world and all that lot seem to have disappeared or was their story concluded and I've been lying comatose on my couch with the boredom of it all?

Clemmie and Lucas are obviously with the mystery childminder. I'm glad April spilled the beans on Cathy's ridiculous pregnancy malarkey and hopefully that will be the last we'll see of her for a while.

Just when you think it can't get any worse................

The writers are all dillusional. They'll be assuming all the loyal viewers are on the edge of their seats and biting their nails.

Is anyone? Slightly curious perhaps but that's about it.