Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS Jacob & Vic are giving us the ick, Chloe & Mack are boring as tit. While nasty Craig has been dispatched. Whodunnit?

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Noticed last thread was getting full. Hope nobody minds me making another one

I think the writers are probably as fed up of having to write this crap as the viewers are of having to watch it! And yes before anyone says I know we don't have to watch but then what would I talk to you lot about?

Well to quote the late Magnus Magnusson they've started so they have to finish. Could any of us do better at storyline invention? 😏. Probably!!

🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️...I am here to sprinkle some magical fairy dust of happiness and patience over us all as we get through tonight 🥱😴😴!

Emmerdale date wise ...we are still on the same day?

They are all still in the woolpack ?

( I would have been off my face in a pub that long , with free booze 🤣🤣!)

BINGO : SAM ( !!!!)

getting it in quick and loud .as it is so obvious 🤣🤣

The only thing that will make this crappy week of Emmerdale improve is if Robert Sugden is the one walking round the Mill flat upstairs with hobnail boots on 🥾🥾

Either that or Callum's mum moves to the village to replace all the older cast they are killing off.

And what age is Amit supposed to be? He keeps saying he's an old man as if he was about to receive a telegram from the king.

I am sprinkling goblin dust 👹

Growling Mandy for bingo

fuck off Emmerdale

Bingo:Sam

Jane....you really need to let go my love 🤣🤣...he is not coming back ..no more than my baby Jean 🤣...

Plus...that would have been a fantastic twist if it was Robert up there 🤔.

And I don't think the scrip writers are up to that right now !

Wouldn't it be wonderful if they did a script/storyline competition for all of us to enter...
You know ...sort of like the Mama Mia , find a star program that's on a present.

We are not greedy ...just 2/3 episodes would work ..

Off to find my note pad ..🤣🤣

bizzey I'm going to get all poetic on your arse

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
and

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
🥹

🤣🤣. ..
See we can do script writing...( when we eat the special chocolate brownies !)

Who would say it ..
Marlon ..yes..
Aaron...big no !

Zak could have got away with it 10 years ago !

Liam could recite some poetry but not to Wendy. Fuck off Wendy.

Wendy will probably be back next week with a holiday tan 😡

I had to think then who was Liam !

Ohh yes ...with Bernice swooning in his arms (🤢🤢)

Do we really have to watch a full hour tonight 😭

I might actually leave it and watch later

I can't !! / won't ?
My Bath is running smelling lovely .....I am off ..
Will catch up later when I can ff bits !!

Yep BINGO SAM! It has to be. But appreciate others have best me to it so I'm going for Lydia.

An hour tonight... Please can the killer be revealed. My bet is still on Samson.

Ooohh Lydia in the foreground with many behind her. That's a first for bingo. But not Sam as we all thought 🤣

Yea hurry up sammy

I don't believe it's Sam

Sam has just given him a beating and someone else will finish him off.

Yea it wasn't Sam

I agree, it wasn’t Sam. I think it was Kim or Will because he found on Home Farm

Ooh hunky detective

Could be Kim ,, seems to be covering

Kim and Will seem in cahoots to me. But then I'm suspicious of everyone 🤣