Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS Jacob & Vic are giving us the ick, Chloe & Mack are boring as tit. While nasty Craig has been dispatched. Whodunnit?

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Noticed last thread was getting full. Hope nobody minds me making another one

Haha "the biggest wet wipe" 🤣 🤣

That is so true @CoffeeLover90

We don't want the miserable green drip in Scotland, thank you very much.
I also think there's some disaster looming for Dawn/Billy/baby as there's an awful lot of "I'm so lucky" etc talk from Dawn atm.
What was with the ominous music playing and Chloe doing a silly loose armed walk when she was about to slap Charity?

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Priceless @Jitterybugs 🤣🤣🤣

Chloe doing a silly loose armed walk

@Jitterybugs 🤣 Let her go to Kerry on the boat. Someone else for her to sponge off. When Amy mentioned child maintenance and said 'I'm all over that' What you talking about? She never has the kid! Sick of the lot of them.

How about she gets a job and stops sponging off everyone?

Nah, she's the classic example of someone who thinks she's entitled to every benefit and handout going.

I see producer Laura Shaw has had another press event. Unfortunately it wasn't an announcement that she is leaving.

No chance. They’ve already heard all about her in Kerry!

@Jitterybugs 🤣 I meant her mother Kerry but yeah fair enough. She's running out of places she is welcome. So I suppose a cruise ship (which never appears to return to shore) maybe best.

Bye bye you massive drip.

I knew you did but I couldn’t resist. I’ve just figured out how to use the photo edit function on my phone ( that I’ve had for 3 years) and I got carried away 😆

@Jitterybugs 🤣🤣🤣

Despite visiting Scotland a couple of times I never noticed that the Scottish fada was the opposite way around i.e. à versus á in Irish. I don't know if it's called a fada in Scottish Gaelic.

A few moments later:
I looked it up and it's called a stràc throm!

I'm sure everyone enjoyed my random musings

After having a really stressful day ...I caught up with last nights episode and this thread ..

And I can safely say ...you have all made me smile and laugh again with all the comments and photos
🤣🤣!

Bingo : Dawn .

I got it right the other day ...but so did everyone else 🤣😅....

Because the camera seems to love her, I’m going for Chloe lol

What’s Chloe actor’s real life accent like? Is she very ‘oh yah darling’?

For bingo I’ll say Nathan. He’s been absent for a few days.

Which one is Nathan?

France!

France??? Chloe has obviously seen all the signs for Scotland that say FUCK OFF CHLOE 😂

France. With Verity. Pour Liberté, Verité et Chloé! Une narratif tres realistique as we say in the Franglais.

Chloe va te faire foutre!

Bloody Nate. Nathan is my friend’s son. Didn’t notice it had autocorrected 😆

I mean Nate could be short for Nathan as well I’m guessing lol