MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

Did someone come into the room and pull Luke off? A TV crew person, presumably? Anyway, curtains for Luke and hopefully Jay realises you don't need to put up with men like that.

Peggy is weird. They don't all dislike Georges. I'd like to watch her being forced to rewatch her behaviour with real experts telling her why she's so shallow and dislikable.

Luke knew the truth was going to come out.
Gaslight
Distract
Fight like a girl with very little conviction, so much so that you can be hauled off by a slim looking producer.

I thought it was bad. Luke immediately up in Jordans face intimidating him and there were hand flying. We obviously didn't see it all because there was a third person there breaking it up.

That was so stupid of Luke
And he did that to deflect the fact he's a liar

He was saying jay oh no I said you aren't a walkover. Like I could be given the chance to chest and you aren't a walkover..
What? No. Because you wouldn't even need to bring it up if you thought she wasn't a walkover

I fucking hate Tasha

Its about time some of them said leave

Pleathertastic tonight!

Wow Mel's hair

They need to leave just for our sake. Save us from having to see their gormless faces.

Jordan seems emotionally mature. I like him a lot

She's going through a "thing" this year I think!

Paul is so pretty

I'm still puzzled that Paul thinks that Tasha's shit is acceptable.

That was one damp squib of a fight! But Luke showed his true colours, Jay needs to leg it

Ella actually has clothes on!

Oh, here comes the teenage virgin and his prostitute

I wonder if the guys who sat there whilst Luke tried to bully Jordan on the retreat feel a bit guilty now that they enabled Luke rather than winding him in.

Aww (bleurgh) is Ella wearing his clothes? Or is it really really cold down there now?

Roz looks like she is wearing the dress Erica wore to the last dinner party. Do they swap??

Gone through? Put yourself through morelike.

Fannies.

My relief is late. Living the thread through you sneakily. Won’t be home till late now. Bugger.

Tasha is wearing the daily Pleather jacket

Me me me

Oof well done Paul saying that
Haha Ella you have only ever been about the look you can't offer anything else.

But also it's not JJs job to stroke Ella's ego