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MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/10/2023 22:02

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

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MelsMoneyTree · 30/10/2023 21:13

Luke is a gaslighting tosser.

dillite · 30/10/2023 21:13

Luke is an arsehole. He is a bully and an arsehole.

Turtlerussell · 30/10/2023 21:13

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Villagetoraiseachild · 30/10/2023 21:14

To Imamumgetmeoutofhere....
Sorry, I didn't ask the guy for gritty details, in answer to your question.
I was also amazed that he couldn't spot the difference or perhaps was just too drunk at the time. It seemed he was describing a one night stand rather than a relationship.
He was a friend I met while travelling and this conversation did raise a red flag about how he saw and did relationships. It was a Check Please moment.

beastlyslumber · 30/10/2023 21:14

What a fucking knob Luke is. Poor Jay, and poor Jordan.

browneyes77 · 30/10/2023 21:14

God, Luke is such a twat

funbags3 · 30/10/2023 21:14

Luke needs to feck the feck off.

pumpykins · 30/10/2023 21:14

Tell me that isnt the fight?

Turtlerussell · 30/10/2023 21:15

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BettyBakesCakes · 30/10/2023 21:15

pumpykins · 30/10/2023 21:14

Tell me that isnt the fight?

I was expecting a punch. Unless there's another set too later!

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 21:15

Was that it?!

EmptyYoghurtPot · 30/10/2023 21:15

Get your running shoes on Jay. Anyone who can flip out like that is going to be capable of giving a woman a slap, you know when she steps out of line.

pumpykins · 30/10/2023 21:15

Fight
Fight
Fight

dillite · 30/10/2023 21:15

pumpykins · 30/10/2023 21:14

Tell me that isnt the fight?

That is the fight.

MelsMoneyTree · 30/10/2023 21:16

I'm actually quite upset for Jordan. How horrible to have someone batter on your door and attack you!

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 21:16

Not staged AT ALL.

determinedtomakethiswork · 30/10/2023 21:16

EmptyYoghurtPot · 30/10/2023 21:15

Get your running shoes on Jay. Anyone who can flip out like that is going to be capable of giving a woman a slap, you know when she steps out of line.

I agree. He immediately justified it.

JaneJeffer · 30/10/2023 21:16

Bet he wouldn't have done that to Matt

TicTacNicNak · 30/10/2023 21:17

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LeonBlack · 30/10/2023 21:17

What an absolute lunk-head moron is Luke.

Jay should be dumping him for the aggressive door-knocking alone, let alone the twatty behaviour that followed.

I detest him.

pumpykins · 30/10/2023 21:17

So the spoilers made it sound more dramatic

Bloody spoilers. Trying to keep my interest when it's actually quite boring this year

determinedtomakethiswork · 30/10/2023 21:17

I'd love to see Luke's face when he watches this with his friends and family after telling them he was a complete innocent.

catskittens · 30/10/2023 21:17

lol bunny punches

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/10/2023 21:18

Some of us googled neovages last week!

MelsMoneyTree · 30/10/2023 21:19

Jay should have stayed with Jordan and Erica and told Luke to fottfsoftfosm

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