MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

I don't know why but I have to fast forward anything with Arthur and Laura , I know it's all fake but maybe they are just really bad at acting.

Also- woman telling her sweet husband his clothes are shit = oh this is so cute he's such a dufus that needs taking in hand.

A man telling his sweet wife her clothes are shit = controlling nasty bastard waving a big red flag.

Awful

@TemporarilyshyAF I think the surgeon assistant thing is someone who is basically a chaperone...and a cheerleader for all things surgical "look at meeeeeeeeeeee I'm living my best life now!"

I think bringing Ella (and I'm assuming JJ) back now is a massive poke in the eye to Bianca. Actually and to us. We thought they were doing the decent thing by sending them home but no, we want to rinse some more shite out of this farce while we can....

I can’t bear it when women say they changed their men’s style of dress. I find it so controlling and infantilising.

I wish we could orchestrate a mass protest - a refusal to watch their episodes. That would cut the programme’s advertising revenue and send the message that viewers are sick of reality tV machinations and want to see people like Bianca treated with dignity and fairness. Imagine how Bianca will feel when they return.

JJ’s ode to Pete ( in The Jacksons- I want your back tune) Come on now sing along!

I’ve got your back,
Yes I do now,
I’ve got your back,
Ooh ooh baby,
I’ve got your back,
yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah
Your skin is so shiny!

When I had B as my wife, I didn’t want her around,
But your plastic face and pumped up tits, made you stand out in a crowd.
No ixperts picked us from the bunch but lust was all it took, now it’s much too late me,
let me see your nook! 😜

@43ontherocksporfavor superb wordsmithing, however on the great nook reveal....

I have just watched the squatting video. OMG I AM SCARLEH FOR HIS MA FOR HAVIN HIM. I actually cringed - and his white bits on show lol

And then she swanning out with her own hoop on show. Could not make it up.

@TemporarilyshyAF
" Erica was awful to Jordan and lied about him outright to manipulate the other women. Jordan gave clear examples of her behaviour eg humour which Erica lied about."
I was half asleep watching last night - what things did she lie about?

I can’t get excited about Georges’ wee video.

You can see far worse down the street on a weekend.

Is it daft? Aye. Is it childish? Aye. Is it worth shaming/binning/wailing at someone over?

No.

Peggy - in honoured MN parlance - needs to give her head a wobble. And then be honest about how George’s isn’t frilling her foof.

I actually really enjoyed the "love hate" episode, I thought it gave the insight into their relationships that's been lacking due to them just focussing on dinner parties etc.

I also really like Georges - yes, he's puerile and would probably be quite annoying, but he seems like a nice guy, pretty intelligent and Peggy is just a Mormon in a Barbie doll's body. Lighten up, love.

Loving Ros and Thomas. They both seem like genuine people who aren't in it for the fame and the 'Gram. Insofar as you can apply for MAFS and not be in it for the fame.

I grew up where Tasha is from. Everyone is like that. Rough AF.

Peggy is rough watching that take me out video!

She's faux posh 😂😂

She said he had refused to say why he believed she felt herself superior. An example he gave was that she'd just said she thought he didn't understand her humour whereas he just didn't always find it funny. She barely let him speak tbh!

I'm afraid I'm with Peggy on the squatting thing. Up to him etc and it's not porn but it is odd and it would put me off a man. Roz and Thomas please shut up. I don't really want to know about your sex life.

Just found this, might be old news and it is the DM - but says Nathaniel was pushed into marrying Ella by production for her story...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12553641/MAFS-UK-Nathanial-manipulated-marrying-transgender-bride-Ella.html

Peggy is being very OTT about the squatting thing - you could see that on an exercise video! He obviously has a juvenile sense of humour, but for her to appear totally traumatised by it is ridiculous. It's stupid but pretty harmless.

Love the scene with Peggy after watching Georges'sss video with his arse hanging out of those pants... stomping out with her arse hanging out of those jeans

I suspect most/all of the couples will cling on to the end now - scrape as much fame as possible.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2TfO1YB1P8/

I mean! And she talks about his arse out. Shallow, vacuous, wearing next to nothing.

will say she's made a decent transition to blonde. Bianca should take some tips

I reckon the only reason Tasha making all those faces looks bad is because she's the only one who can actually move her face so it looks OTT compared to the frozen gang.

Georges squatting is just daft and doesn't warrant banging on about for months like Peggy and family have been doing. Get over it FFS. Why did it take her so long to watch it anyway?

So Peggy has been looking for Mr Right on telly for last 13 years? Can she not move on to better shows and find Mr Right in real world?

Might be Paul's mum is not that strict and conservative in real life. Producers just gave her a script to come across like that for drama.
Someone like Paul raised with such values and highly influenced with his mum should have had problem with Tasha's lack of control and fighting in public.